(Since I'm awkward imma just throw Pit in here)
Pit had been sent out on a mission and was gliding through the clouds with Lady Palutena's assistance when he spotted some people arguing. Well, this thing isn't immediately dangerous anyways… I should probably help. He landed softly on his feet beside a tree before walking over to the group. "Hello, good sirs! What seems to be the problem?"
(Lol, sorry I'm so paranoid.)
"This man is trying to steal my TARDIS, and claims to be Robin Hood." the Doctor said.
"Really? Fascinating! Well, do you think there's any way to resolve this? Why do you want this man's… er… TARDIS?" Pit turned to the man claiming to be Robin Hood.
"It's not a matter of wanting it, rather…. I am not your common thief." Robin Hood said in an offended tone. That very moment, Susan walked out, rather annoyed. "Doctor, don't tell me that aliens have invaded the past again." she said, miffed.
"Aliens? Have you met those before?" Pit asked curiously. "Either way, I'm not an alien. I'm an angel. Anywho… surely you can make an exception so this man can keep his… well, I assume it's his own creation since I've never seen one before."
"By all the saints…. are there any more fair ladies in your strange blue box, good sir?" he asked, gaping at Susan. The Doctor stepped forward proactively. "Leave her alone." he growled, causing Susan to give him The Look. "I can take care of myself, you know!" she said angrily.
"Alrighty! Now, we don't need to fight…" Pit stepped forward again. He was ready to pull out his weapon is necessary, but he was hoping it wouldn't come to that. While all this was happening Lucas had sneaked back to the TARDIS and hidden in it.
"If you are Robin Hood, which I highly doubt, why are you stealing big blue boxes of little worth? How would you even sell this thing?" the Doctor asked. "Good question, a question I'm afraid I will not answer." Robin Hood scoffed.
Pit could hear Lady Palutena's voice through his laurel crown, but he didn't answer for the time being. "Everyone, just calm down! Please?" He offered nervously. I hope that they won't end up fighting… I'd hate to have to intervene.
"If you are truly so serious about keeping your box, then draw your sword and prove your words." Robin Hood chuckled. " I have no sword, I don't need a sword. For I am the Doctor, " he said, reaching into his coat, "And this is my spoon!" he said, withdrawing a large spoon. "En Garde!" he said, beginning to sword/spoon fight with 'Robin Hood'.
"Hey!" Pit pulled out his bow and split it into two short swords, holding one out on each side to separate the two men. "Can't this be remedied without violence?"
"This isn't violence, it's settling things in a civil manner." Robin Hood protested.
"Then why are you going at him with a sword?"
"You must not be from these parts, winged child, but this is a rather polite way to settle our differences." Robin Hood said.
"Ugh… well, usually fighting is seen as violent, no matter how 'polite' it seems." Pit snapped the swords back together to form the bow.
"Stay out of this, the Doctor rarely ever kills anyone. Only when he's forced to, and sometimes not even then." Susan whispered.
Pit sighed and stepped back beside Susan. He clearly couldn't stop them now, but he would step in if someone was going to die. He was very short next to Susan; he had always been very short. Everyone else seemed tall next to him because he was just over five feet tall.
"Wings aren't normal for humans, but I never believed in angels, so what are you?" Susan asked, watching the two men fight.
"Well, I am an angel. Dunno what to tell you either than… uh… do you believe in them now?" He laughed, moving his wings a bit. They were bent and didn't seem suited for flight.
"No, not really." she sighed, looking through the trees at an invisible something and smiling.
"What would it take to make you believe your eyes? I mean, with that guy, surely you've encountered stranger?" Pit looked at the Doctor. "He has a time machine!"
"What make you think it's a time machine?" Susan asked.
"You said 'aliens invaded the past again'. That implies that you are in the past and, therefore, probably don't ordinarily live during this time. Also your clothes and the fact that those-" Pit gestured towards the TARDIS. "-don't exist yet kind of give you away."
"Okay, so you travel through time as well then?" she asked.
"I have before. After all, I work for a goddess. She has the power to do that if need be."