forum "Loud Thieves, Clumsy Princesses, Kleptomaniac Witches and Pyromaniacal Knights"
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The forest goes on for a bit before it seems to seemlessly circle back around to the clearing, where Andreas would find himself exactly where had just been standing.

The thing looked smug as it turned to look at Aibhe.

"Sure!"

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"You'll get loooostt!" Aibhe called after Andreas.

"I doubt you know the way either. Besides, getting lost is fun, it often leads to meeting new people! I met one of my friends that way actually."

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Joe smiles. "I understand if y'all want to make "Joe Mama" jokes, I promise I'm used to it. Can you tell me about yourselves?"

"I'm Maria, a Chilean forest elf hybrid. I just started my, hmmm third year at college?" she glances towards the readers, "Is that correct?"

"Interesting!" Joe said, with a smile.

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Caladium seems to enter a sort of trance like state, their eyes glazing over.

What are we doing? I don’t know. Let me out, I don’t want you murdering people. No. I need to keep you alive. These people might try to kill us, and you can’t fight worth a damn. Come on, they seem nice enough—!

They snap out of their trance, but they seem much less murderous than they did previously. Their voice seems lighter. “Hello-? What’s going on?”

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Caladium nodded. “Oh. Okay then!”

Idiot. They could be leading us into a trap!

They put a hand to their head again, obviously in pain. “Shut up-“ they grumbled to themselves.

@lord-of-the-carnival group

The thing turns and smiles knowingly at Caladium.

"No traps." they say simply. It was as though they could hear the voice in the girl's head. . . but that should be impossible, right? Not for him lmao.

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Caladium stared at the thing, wide-eyed.

How the hell did it hear me?! I don’t know! Don’t trust it. Let me kill it before it can do you harm. No!

They shook their head aggressively. “How… how did you hear it— me-?”

@IamNOTachickenok

Joe smiled at Aibhe. They were quite alike, she had found.

@IamNOTachickenok

Joe went up and nodded to the audience as well.

@IamNOTachickenok

"oNwArD!" Joe exclaimed, stomping forward.

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Andreas looks over his shoulder to see the group walking the exact same direction he is going a little ways behind him. "Hello there. You guys figure out a direction to go?"

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"alright let's go!" maria was worried about caladium. she seemed at war with herself. no that can't be right, but with a little help from the audience, she could figure out what was going on.

@lord-of-the-carnival group

Caladium stared at the thing, wide-eyed.

How the hell did it hear me?! I don’t know! Don’t trust it. Let me kill it before it can do you harm. No!

They shook their head aggressively. “How… how did you hear it— me-?”

"Magic, and a healthy serving of brussels sprouts." the thing smiles teasingly. "Recommended by writers all around the world."