@Althalosian-is-the-father book
(See, I either play with it and still do decently, or, if I don't want to work I let it devolve. Or I porpusefly rite t 2 b the wurst evr.)
(See, I either play with it and still do decently, or, if I don't want to work I let it devolve. Or I porpusefly rite t 2 b the wurst evr.)
(ten pack made me snicker)
(I try to make it purposely bad, but if I have a really good like I'll sometimes write it normal lol)
(^^Thanks, Emi. Also, do we even have a Draco?)
(Wait maybe I should be Draco if we don't have one.)
(I was draco at one point, I'd prefer to just stalk at this point though)
Apple looked up at Draco through apple colored lenses becis shes a apple so haha everything's apple colored. "Hello?"
Draco looked up, splatter of gravy covering his robes with a myriad greasy droplets, astonished that someone dared do such a thing. Before he could even think of it, the words he knew best began to form on his perfect lips: "My father-" He stopped, looking down, distracted from everything by the beautiful, no, perfect piece of fruit that had fallen from heaven to him. Just like Satan.
He reached for the apple, the delicate green that reminded him of his beloved house almost begging to be touched by his mouth in blissful ecstasy.
Before his hands could touch the beloved flesh, a delicate tone reached his ears like an angel messenger except a lot less terrifying.
"Hello?" proclaimed the apple that was to change his life forever.
(d o m that is art)
(Thank you for stoking my ego.)
Apple continued to look up at the boy, with his blond hair and smooth pale skin. Even though she didn't have eyes. Their connection was instant, beautiful, and different than her connection with Neville. She knew it had to be love. "I'm Apple and I'm a girl." Her voice was sweeter than before, sweeter than she was. Hypnotic and misleading, like a siren's. Except she couldn't offer what the sirens could because she was an apple and not a mythological creature.
"I'm a boy," Draco breathed in wonder. He could say nothing else because he was in love and Speechless.
Apple's breath caught. She was an apple and she breathed because she was cursed. "I think I like boys. Do you like girls?"
Her mind flitted to Neville and she wondered how long he would say to wait before she asked this boy to eat her. For just as she was an apple and a girl, Neville was heterosexual and good at giving advice.
"Yes," said Draco, overcome with rapture. "I do like girls. I liked Pansy Parkinson's but now she is dead to me." He flung her away with a backhand as she reached to kiss him. He swore his lips would no longer be tainted with her wild and seductive lips. He would be a kissing virgin until he could hold Apple between his lips and nibble softly.
Pansy Parkinson's lay down because she had fallen and couldn't get up. She also was shaking involuntarily. Probably because she was having a hard time dealing with rejection.
In the background Neville beet up Sneep and Sonali because he was Straight and had no parents.
Aple shook wif luv and Sonalli shok wif raje n hit nevle hard uwu
(What the hell did I just read)
(Glory.)
(two types of cursed roleplayers)
(I would've typed a better response but I have to go eat)
(also Dom's is beautiful, not cursed)
(Ya its freekin beautiful stpo ur h8 uwu.)
(nobody was hating anything. I was just asking a simple question)
Sneep punched Nevin in da ballz
"YOU HETEROCHROMIA BITCH!" snap yeld
(You know I'm messing with you, right, Ice?)
(yeah I know, I know. I was pretty sure you were because I know you don't usually type like that. I meant my reply as a joke, and I guess it didn't come across that way, my apologies haha)
(That was 7 pages of iconic chaos and I am honored to have witnessed it)
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