forum Star Crossed Lovers: The Great Story of Drapple

Started June 22, 2020 by @Althalosian-is-the-father book

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Draco wondered why Parkinson's and Apple were both shaking. It was probably that he had that effect on women. He wouldn't be surprised. It was his legacy. It was just a pity he couldn't share it with everyone. Too bad for them. Guess they'll die. He winked at Apple to make sure she understood how Serious this relationship was going to be.

Neville had Balls of Steel so it actually hurt Sneeps hands real bad and Neville didn't feel it AT ALL. "I will stand for the Straightness that runs through my veins!" he cried, arms snapping to his sides to emphasize the point. "I like girls!" he roared as his shirt split open again and his 10 pak sprung from it like a Jack-in-the-Box that desperately wanted to scare a toddler after years of being locked up in the basement for the the crime of perjury. The 10 pak DESTROYED Sneep and Sonalli like Ben Shapiro destroys the Libs with Fax and Logic.

Sonalli's eyes lit up. "I'm a girl," she purr-screamed like a really loud cat or a car that doesn't want to start but your boss is in the car so it seems extra loud and you're extra embarrassed that you broke your car. In this hypothetical situation, you'd flush and then jokingly tell your boss you need a raise.

Snep fell to da ground snobbing and wringing his breaked hand
"all hail the fax machine!!!!!!" he cried to nevilla

U csnt say nevilla cuz nevle is straight and male

fuk u abble

fuk u snepee

Neville looked at Sonalli coldly, "I may have lost my parents," he said, "but my mother still told me to watch out for girls like you." He refrained from surveying her bod and won 100000000000 points to Gryffindor.
"Maybe I have sunk so low that the only girl asking for my number was an apple," he said emotionally, "but I have standards. I know I'm too good for you."

Sonalli held back tears. She wasn't used to be rejected, let alone so callously and from someone who claimed to be straight. "Please, we all know you the reason you won't do me is because you aren't actually straight. You're too chicken to even kiss me."

Camilla thurst her luscious breats forward
"KISS ME NEVIL" she sqewaked

Neville gazed at Sonalli, his resolve visibly weakening. He was Definitely Straight after all. "Will you do anything for me?" he asked, ignoring Camilla, who was unappetizing, even with all the olive oil dripping from her crispy skin.

Neville gazed at Sonalli, his resolve visibly weakening. He was Definitely Straight after all. "Will you do anything for me?" he asked, ignoring Camilla, who was unappetizing, even with all the olive oil dripping from her crispy skin.

Sonalli sexy-pouted. "I'd kill for you," she giggled.

"But would you do anything?" he asked urgently.

Sonalli pursed her lips, wondering what meant by anything and why he was being so persistent. "Yes," she said with the confidence of a wrong American.

"Good," Neville said, smiling sweetly, "Then perish." He twisted on his heel and sauntered back to the Gryffindor table. He smiled. It wasn't every day he got to DESTROY someone without his 10 pak.

"After you kiss me, chicken." Sonalli made chicken arms and chicken noises. "Bok bok bok! Aren't Gryffindors supposed to be brave? You don't want to let down your house again, do you?"