(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.
I'm Apple Apple said. Nice to meet you I am green and female.
Neville looked at the beautiful green apple, unsure how he could because he was under the stairs like Harry had been and he was also alive so he was a boy who lived. "Wait why can you talk," he said.
"I am a special apple," Apple said. "Embued with the essence of a person, looking for my soulmate. But why would you know anything about that, it's not like you're a herbology student or something."
But I am a herbolgu student Neville said. So I love you because your a plant. And I'm straight so I can love you because yora gril plant.
( @Icefire also Dom you should move this to realistic where it belongs)
Draco grabbed camilla by the chicken talons and threw her across the room cuz her chicken ass was in the way of his sexy walking
Camilla waddled through the common room. Why was everything so tall? She remembered the greasy man who'd cast a spell on her. He'd been trying to make her into a hooman, but instead only succeeded in giving her saggy old grandma breasts. Transfiguration was not his best subject. She scremed at the top of her birb lungs and tried to get to the door. She didn't make it very far before strong hands grabbed her and dropped her onto a plate.
Draco grabbed camilla by the chicken talons and threw her across the room cuz her chicken ass was in the way of his sexy walking
Camilla bit Draco's finger and plucked out a bone. She made direct eye contact with him and ate it.
(Pickles can have Apple now.)
Who are you Neville said. I'm Neville.
I'm Apple Apple said. Nice to meet you I am green and female.
Neville looked at the beautiful green apple, unsure how he could because he was under the stairs like Harry had been and he was also alive so he was a boy who lived. "Wait why can you talk," he said.
"I am a special apple," Apple said. "Embued with the essence of a person, looking for my soulmate. But why would you know anything about that, it's not like you're a herbology student or something."
But I am a herbolgu student Neville said. So I love you because your a plant. And I'm straight so I can love you because yora gril plant.
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
Draco screamed MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS then grabbed one of camillas chickeny feet and yanked it off, still making direct eye contact
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
Snaloi watched and leaned against Skye because they're both sexy sexy peoplr
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
I can't move on my own Apple said. Really it's a wonder I can talk. Maybe you're hearing things. Are you on drugz? She asked
Draco screamed MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS then grabbed one of camillas chickeny feet and yanked it off, still making direct eye contact
Camilla's leg grew back instantly becuz magix and also shes blessd by zeus to be a smexy motherfucker and also immortal uwu
A disgusting house elf picked up Camilla and she nearly threw up. Such inferior beings shouldn't touch her immaculate self. They dragged her to the kitchen.
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
I can't move on my own Apple said. Really it's a wonder I can talk. Maybe you're hearing things. Are you on drugz? She asked
"No only weed. But can you get us out of here? Into the Great Hall maybe? Becaue I'm hungry."
A disgusting house elf picked up Camilla and she nearly threw up. Such inferior beings shouldn't touch her immaculate self. They dragged her to the kitchen.
Cook her like the stupid chicken she is!! Soballi yelled
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
I can't move on my own Apple said. Really it's a wonder I can talk. Maybe you're hearing things. Are you on drugz? She asked
"No only weed. But can you get us out of here? Into the Great Hall maybe? Becaue I'm hungry."
"I just told you I can't move, you dumbass. And I'm food. If you're hungry, eat me." The shift in her tone was drastic.
A disgusting house elf picked up Camilla and she nearly threw up. Such inferior beings shouldn't touch her immaculate self. They dragged her to the kitchen.
Cook her like the stupid chicken she is!! Soballi yelled
YES DO THAT Draco screamed AND MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT YOU YELLING BEFORE ME Draco yelled at SObali
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
I can't move on my own Apple said. Really it's a wonder I can talk. Maybe you're hearing things. Are you on drugz? She asked
"No only weed. But can you get us out of here? Into the Great Hall maybe? Becaue I'm hungry."
"I just told you I can't move, you dumbass. And I'm food. If you're hungry, eat me." The shift in her tone was drastic.
Wut r u doing Neville said.
Strong, sensual hands rubbed herbs into Camilla's tender skin and she sighed seductively. They massaged her all over, rubbing butter over her plump, juicy thighs. One placed her on a hot pan covered in veggietales, it was like a hot rock massage.
"Hello," a cuckcumber said from beside her, "my name is Larry. Are you here to perish too?"
"We're all here to perish, Larry," an exhasperated tomato said from next to Camilla. "That's how it is on this bitch of an earth."
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
I can't move on my own Apple said. Really it's a wonder I can talk. Maybe you're hearing things. Are you on drugz? She asked
"No only weed. But can you get us out of here? Into the Great Hall maybe? Becaue I'm hungry."
"I just told you I can't move, you dumbass. And I'm food. If you're hungry, eat me." The shift in her tone was drastic.
Wut r u doing Neville said.
"Seducing you," Apple said, wishing she had boobs to waggle.
