forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Wait was this supposed to be a closed RP

This isn't even an RP?????

I meant closed chat not closed RP. ;_; I am just confused clearly plz ignore.

(Sorry for the mix up, I was just making sure I was welcome to join in :P)

Arla: Come on people, we just need to Sharpay diem!
Quinn: You mean carpe diem?
Arla: No.
Quinn:
Arla: It's latin for bop bop bop, bop to the top.

Parker: Am I a bad boy?
Brooke: Yeah, you're a bad boy.
Parker, pulling her closer: Oh yeah, so how bad am I?
Brooke: [remembering Parker saying he didn't want dessert and then eating hers.]
Brooke: You're a nightmare to be honest.

Quinn: You're fine. You didn't get hurt.
Parker: Well, I'm not going to just wait around until I do.
Parker: Turns around and slams into a wall

Arla, pouting: You're not coming with me?
Jackson: I'm not your dad.
Jackson, kissing Arla on the forehead: Here's your sandwich.
Jackson: I'll pick you up at 5!
Jackson: Love you, sweetheart!

Quinn: I have feelings for you.
Parker: You do?
Quinn: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying

Wait was this supposed to be a closed RP

This isn't even an RP?????

Yeah, it's not?? There's literally nothing about it to suggest that it's a roleplay??

well, I can see how it could be mistaken

I don't

It's in characters, not roleplays

Viere: This movie sucks. It's totally unrealistic.
Aid: We're watching the news.

Monah: Come on people, we just need to Sharpay diem!
Kelli: You mean carpe diem?
Monah: No.
Kelli: …?
Monah: It's latin for bop bop bop, bop to the top.

Monah: Am I a bad girl?
Kelpora: Yeah, you're a bad girl.
Monah, pulling her closer: Oh yeah, so how bad am I?
Kelpora, remembering Parker saying she didn't want dessert and then eating hers: You're a nightmare to be honest.

Aid: You're fine. You didn't get hurt.
Bruiser: Well, I'm not going to just wait around until I do.
Bruiser: turns around and slams into a wall

Aid: Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.
Aid: It's me. I'm the responsible parent. Don't do that.

Kelpora: I'm bisexual and confused.
Kelpora: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Kelpora: You're going to ace this trial!
Monah: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Kelpora: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Monah: That was big. I was really proud of you.

Aid: Viere, get that hideous thing out of the covered wagon, would you?
Viere: Monah, Aid wants you out of the wagon.

Bruiser: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Bruiser: Nah, I just heard y'all got money.

Kelli: Don't say anything. Just act cool.
Kelpora, starting to shiver: Like this?
Kelli: No, I mean act calm!

Kelpora: Stop drinking so much coffee.
Bruiser: No, coffee helps depression
Kelpora: That's not tr–
Bruiser: More espresso, less depresso.

Viere: Monah pissed me off today so I told her that I can't wait to see what she had planned for our special day tomorrow.
Viere: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Viere: But there is something special about watching the color leave her face as the panic takes over.

Viere: Ugh, what's that horrible sound?
Aid: Children laughing?

Monah: Sometimes I think I'm better than everyone else, and then I remember I am.

Bruiser, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Kelli: Who the fuck–
Aid: Language.
Kelli: Whom the fuck–
Aid: No.

Alex: sits down on the couch to eat a sandwich
Cass's disembodied voice coming from the phone: Sophie? Sophie?
Alex: Hello?!?!
Cass: Alex?
Alex: whacks sandwich with magazine

Quill: You're not coming with me?
Cyrus: I'm not your mom.
Cyrus, kissing Quill on the forehead: Here's your sandwich.
Cyrus: I'll pick you up at 5!
Cyrus: Love you, sweetheart!

Emmett: I’m gay and confused.
Emmett: Not about being gay, I just never know what the hell is going on.

Jack: Sometimes I think I'm better than everyone else, and then I remember I am.

Quill, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Marcus: Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.
Marcus: It's me. I'm the responsible parent. Don't do that.

Jon: I'm bisexual and confused.
Jon: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Nich: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Nich: Nah, I just heard that you've got money.

Kat: Frankie pissed me off today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Kat: There is nothing special about tomorrow, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

Geneva: Ugh, what's that horrible sound?
Jackson: Children laughing?

Oleander: Sometimes I think I'm better than everyone else, and then I remember I am.

(Fire Blanket 9; oh shit it's almost time!!)

[ball flies towards York]
York: [closes his eyes] well, looks like it’s my time to die
Felix: [Sticks his arm out to receive it before it hits York]
York: you mothERFUCKER, STOP PLAYING GOD
———————
Asbjorn: blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate
Filip:…I was having a good day
David, teeth clenched: we were all having a good day
———————
Robin: you’re stupid
Alfie: …….that’s it?
Robin: give it time. it’ll eat at you.
[five hours later, eating dinner with Kouji]
Alfie: am i stupid?
Kouji: yeah, a little bit
———————
Kichiro: Look, The Rabbits won fair and square. Even DetLev admits it.
Zackeri: Where IS Det?
Ren: Still in the showers. We think he’s trying to drown himself.
———————
Lucy: you have that same guilty look on your face as you did when we were four years old and you put my favourite toy in the microwave!
Thomas: I never pressed start!!
———————
Kuma: Lance told me i have six days left to live
Kira: What? Why, are you sick?
Kuma: No, he just hates me
Lance, walking past: I'm gonna fuck you up on thursday!
———————
Suka: why is Phoenix screaming in the club room?
Kit: Ah, he took one of those “which Roak Jackrabbits team member are you” quizzes
Suka: oh, who'd he get?
Kit: Psy.
———————
Felix: [very slowly and quietly opens a bag of chips]
Eliott: [literally spawns in the doorway]
Felix, under his breath: shit
———————
Markus: choo-choo! that’s what a tunnel sounds like! :)
Kevin, under his breath: psh, that’s not true.
———————
Kichiro: My boyfriend has … a challenging personality.
Robin: He’s mostly a brat. but every once in a while, he can be a bitch.
DetLev: I'm standing right here.
———————
Oliver: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Kevin: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than almost everyone else
———————
Suka: wanna play 20 questions?
Phoenix: sure.
Suka: ok, you go first
Phoenix: what’s your favorite color?
Suka: triangle. my turn, you like boys?
———————
Wynne: Do you have a favorite book?
Oliver: 1984
Wynne: …that's too many
———————
Lance: If you do that again, I’m going to throw you out that fucking windo— what are you doing?
Kira: Checking how high the drop is to see if it’s worth it.
———————
Zackeri: Fuck it up, buttercup!
Kouji: Go for the kill, daffodil!
Kuroko: Fight the power, sunflower!
Ren: Riot, bitch!

Dally: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Jack: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.

Dally: Fuck it up, buttercup!
Anthony: Go for the kill, daffodil!
Quill: Fight the power, sunflower!
Cyrus: Riot, bitch!

Elias: Do you have a favorite book?
Quill: Yeah! 1984.
Elias: …That’s too many

Cyrus: Wanna play 20 questions?
Aria: Sure!
Cyrus: Okay, you go first.
Aria: What’s your favorite color?
Cyrus: Triangle. My turn, you like girls?

Jack: They always ask what you’re doing, never how you’re doing.
Cyrus: Well, how are you doing?
Jack: None of your damn business.

Oberon: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Oleander: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.

Nich: Fuck it up, buttercup!
Joan: Go for the kill, daffodil!
Nell: Fight the power, sunflower!
Therese: Riot, bitch!

Cora: Do you have a favorite book?
Beck: Yeah, 1984.
Cora: …That’s too many
Pfft we all know that wouldn't be his favorite classic-

Luci: Wanna play 20 questions?
Bee: Sure!
Luci: Okay, you go first.
Bee: What’s your favorite color?
Luci: Triangle. My turn, d'you like girls?

Beck: They always ask what you’re doing, never how you’re doing.
Casey: Well, how are you doing?
Beck: None of your goddamn business.

Kenna: 50 bucks says he doesn't approve of this mission.
Caspian: [storms in] I DoNt ApPrOvE oF tHiS mIsSiOn
_
Caspian: How could you text another guy about having a romantic dinner tonight!
Acyn: It's actually not what it loo-
Will, knocking: Acyn, I'm here, open the door!
_
Dimitri: Eira is really starting to piss me off. I need you to get rid of her for me, but make it look like an accident.
Kenna: Say no more!
[later]
Caspian with the rest of the Keep: It looks like the killer hacked her to death with a sword then placed a banana peel by her feet.
_
Will: I guess you could say I've… fallen for you [winks]
Keres: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-
_
Kenna: I'm sorry.
Dimitri, narrating: Kenna was not sorry.
_
Keres: I'm one of the most powerful witches and they want to crown me their queen, I'm extremely powerful and deadly.
Keres: anywaY HAVE YOU MET MY BOYFRIEND WILL?
_
Kenna: Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing half the time.
Will, Acyn, Caspian, Dimitri, Eira, Tanith, Verena, collectively: We know.
_
Dimitri: Did you kill this man?
Kenna: No. I set him on fire. The fire killed him.
Dimitri: SEMANTICS KENNA.
_
Adeline: Can you tell me why the fuck you're late to the meeting?
Verena: Someone told me to go to hell.
Verena: At first, I couldn't find it.
Verena: But now I'm here.
_
Dimitri: [hugs Kenna] I wish you a lifetime of happiness with Nakoa.
Dimitri: [hugs Nakoa]
Dimitri: You call me when this goes to shit.
_
Kenna: We have fun, don't we Dimitri?
Dimitri: I've never been more stressed out in my life.
_
Kenna: Damn, I fucked up again.
The gods, narrarating: She said, with surprise in her voice, for whatever reason.
_
Nakoa: [gets cut by a knife] Ow, for fu-
Anahid: Nakoa, there are children present!
Nakoa: For… fun's sake…?
Sorin: Nice save.
Kenna: Yeah babe. Fucking nailed it.
_
Kenna: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Caspian: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
_
Caspian: Acyn, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Acyn: You are my award, Caspian.
Julian: Eira, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Eira: Hell yeah I do, you can be a real bitch sometimes.
_
Will: My only talent is breathing.
Keres: You have asthma you absolute mORON
_
Keres: What are you doing?
Keres: Why are your arms doing that?
Keres: This can't be normal-
Eira: This is called a hug.
_
Kenna: All in all, it was a 100% successful trip.
Will: We lost Eira.
Kenna: …
Kenna: …
Kenna: All in all it was a 100% successful trip
_
(something blows up)
Caspian: Kenna, what did you do?!
Kenna: My best.
_
Sorin: Reason for wanting a gun?
Anahid: To shoot people.
Sorin: No.
Anahid: It's the truth!
_
Dimitri: I trust Kenna.
Eira: You this she knows what she's doing?
Dimitri… I wouldn't go THAT far
_
Kenna: Girls are hot.
Kenna: Guys are hot.
Kenna: You're hot.
Kenna: I'm hot.
Kenna: Why is everyone so hot?
Nakoa: Global warming.
_
Kenna: Where is my fucking sword?
Caspian: Kenna, there are children present. Use proper language.
Kenna: May I ascertain the current whereabouts of my fucking sword?
_
Will, apologizing: .. .—-. – / … — .-. .-. -.–
Eira: What's that?
Will: Remorse code.
Eira: I hate you even more now.
_
Dimitri: Did you have to stab him?
Kenna: You weren't there. You didn't here what he said to me.
Dimitri: What did he say?
Kenna: 'What are you gonna do? Stab me?'
Anahid: That's fair.
Dimitri: ha ha N O
_
[at Kenna's funeral]
Dimitri: Can I have a moment alone with her?
Everyone: Sure.
[Everyone leaves]
Dimitri: Okay, I know you're not dead.
Kenna: Yeah, no shit, I still need to kill Ares.
_
Will: You better watch who you're calling a child, Keres. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you?
Will: A pedophile.
Will: And I'll be dammned if I'm going to stand here and get lectured by a fucking pervert.

Andor: Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep, and then I'll think something like "Gorillas have never taken steroids, so we've never actually seen a gorilla at it's full strength."
Ara: And that's what keeps you up at night?
Andor: Sometimes, yeah.

Kit: Can I be frank with you guys?
Crispin: Sure but I’m not sure how changing your name will help.
Caleb: Can I still be Caleb?
Crispin: Shh, let Frank speak.

Andor: Remember that time when you dared me to lick that swing set?
Ara: No, I said “Andor don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Ara!” and then you licked the swing set.

Brian: You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands, for example.
Holly: If she is holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Brian: What? No!

Keyla: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Milo: I’m too pretty

Jackie: Holly, get that hideous thing out of the car, would you?
Holly: Brian, Jackie wants you out of the car.

Milo: Sometimes I think I'm better than everyone else, and then I remember I am.

Dallas, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Andor: I'm bisexual and confused.
Andor: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Brian: you have that same guilty look on your face as you did when we were four years old and you put my favourite toy in the microwave!
Holly: I never pressed start!!

Ara: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Dallas: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than almost everyone else

Andor: Do you have a favorite book?
Ara: 1984
Andor: …that's too many

Crispin: They always ask what you’re doing, never how you’re doing.
Eva: Well, how are you doing?
Crispin: None of your goddamn business.

Crispin: We have fun, don't we Gerard?
Gerard: I've never been more stressed out in my life.

Taven: Damn, I fucked up again.
Farli, narrarating: He said, with surprise in her voice, for whatever reason.

Andor: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Ara: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

Dallas: My only talent is breathing.
Ara: You have asthma you absolute mORON

Crispin: What are you doing?
Crispin: Why are your arms doing that?
Crispin: This can't be normal-
Eva: This is called a hug.

(Something blows up)
Kit: Crispin, what did you do?!
Crispin: My best.

Brian: Reason for wanting a gun?
Holly: To shoot people.
Brian: No.
Holly: It's the truth!

Frank: I trust Crispin
Kit: You this he knows what he's doing?
Frank:… I wouldn't go THAT far

Reira: Hey Sabo! What do you call a tenryuubito with a half of brain?
Sabo: Beats me, Rei. What?
Reira: GIFTED!
Reira and Sabo: dying with laughter

Harper: Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep, and then I'll think something like "Gorillas have never taken steroids, so we've never actually seen a gorilla at it's full strength."
Marisol: And that's what keeps you up at night?
Harper: Sometimes, yeah.

Christopher: Can I be frank with you two?
Jamie: Sure, but I’m not sure how changing your name will help.
Georgie: Can I still be Georgie?
Jamie: Shh, let Frank speak.

Jackson: Remember that time when you dared me to lick that swing set?
Morgan: No, I said “Jackson, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Morgan!” and then you licked the swing set.

Darius: You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands, for example.
Therese: If she is holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Darius: What? No!

Calla: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Oleander: I’m too pretty

Lapis: I'm bisexual and confused.
Lapis: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Bee: You have that same guilty look on your face as you did when I was four years old and you put my favorite toy in the microwave!
Kate: I never pressed start!

Arson!
Nich: Joan, what did you do?!
Joan: My best.

Oliver: Reason for wanting a gun?
Therese: To shoot people.
Oliver: No.
Therese: It's the truth!

Luisa: The old step-up is really starting to piss me off. I need you to get rid of him for me, but make it look like an accident.
Talia: Say no more!
Later
Talia, with the rest of the Family: Huh, it looks like the killer hacked him to death with a sword then placed a banana peel by his feet.

Luisa: Can you tell me why you're late to the meeting?
Talia: Someone told me to go to hell. At first, I couldn't find it.
Talia: But now I'm here.

Oberon: What are you doing?
Oberon: Why are your arms doing that?
Oberon: This can't be normal-
Titania: This is called a hug.

Beck: Where's my fucking hat?
Marisol: Beckett, there are children present. Use proper language.
Beck: May I ascertain the current whereabouts of my fucking hat?

Artimae: Remember that time when you dared me to lick that swing set?
Kaz: No, I said “Artimae, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Kaz!” and then you licked the swing set.

Icarus: What are you doing?
Icarus: Why are your arms doing that?
Icarus: This can't be normal-
Kaz: This is called a hug.

Artimae: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?
Eris: I’m too pretty

Eris: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Artimae: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than almost everyone else

Eris: I trust Icarus
Artimae: You think she knows what she's doing?
Eris:… I wouldn't go THAT far

Eris: I guess you could say I've… fallen for you [winks]
Kaz: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-

Kaz: My datefriend has … a challenging personality.
Artimae: They’re mostly a brat, but every once in a while, they can be a bitch.
Eris: I'm standing right here.

Skyke: Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing.
Skyke: It's me. I'm the responsible parent. Don't do that.

Eris: We have to get through this locked door. Quick, Skyke, give me your credit card
Skyke: Here, take it.
Eris, pocketing the card: Cool. Icarus, kick the door down

Icarus: I’ve never actually been in a snowball fight. Kaz: Really?
Icarus: I don’t even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it to the death?

Kaz: I could get killed! Or worse, Skyke will give me the responsibility lecture again!

Kidnapper: I have your kid
Skyke: I don’t have a kid
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for, and I quote “all of the drugs”?
Skyke: Oh my god, you have Eris.

Eris: I hate it when I’m hot and someone tells me to ‘take your jacket off’, like no, bitch, this is my outfit.

Oberon: My Summoned has … a challenging personality.
Titania: They’re mostly a brat, but every once in a while, they can be a bitch.
Robin: I'm standing right here.

Geneva: I hate it when I’m hot and someone tells me to ‘take your jacket off’, like no, bitch, this is my outfit.

(how many incorrect quotes can we submit?)

ahh okay thank you

Dallas: What's the most irritating thing that Ara says to you?
Andor: Don't talk black to me.
Andor: How do you even talk black? Ending words in izzle?
Ara, from the next room: It's "talk back," you idiot.
Andor: Ohhh

Matthew, to Alexander: I think of you the same way I think of our father.
Matthew: Resentfully.

Milo: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

Caleb: Have a good day!
Gerard: That's asking for a lot since I haven't had a good day in years.

Holly: We have to get through this locked door. Quick, Brian, give me your credit card
Brian: Here, take it.
Holly, pocketing the card: Cool. Now I'm gonna kick the door down.

Taven: I guess you could say I've… fallen for you [winks]
Keyla: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-

Christopher, to Georgie: I think of you the same way I think of our father.
Christopher: Resentfully.

Nich: Fugitive or not, it's nice to be wanted.

Ayla: Have a good day!
Huxley: That's asking for a lot since I haven't had a good day in years.