
@Fraust
"Indeed…" Scipio released his frogs, although one still stayed on his head. "The frogs seem friendlier than the toads."
"Indeed…" Scipio released his frogs, although one still stayed on his head. "The frogs seem friendlier than the toads."
Most free fell and swam back to him, whistling noisily. Lucifer chuckled again and nodded. "They are. Most of them."
"'Cept for the pervy one…" Scipio let a couple frogs climb onto his hands.
"Hence why I said most," Lucifer responded smartly and with a small smirk.
Scipio rolled his eyes, smirking a bit as well. "Yeah, yeah… these ones seem okay, though."
Lucifer picked up the same pervy frog who was going for him, now, and put it on the ground above the springs. "Maybe you can take it so it stops assaulting me."
"Does he bother other frogs or just people?" Scipio raised an eyebrow. "I don't know the genders of my frogs, and I don't think we're wanting any more frogs."
"I'm pretty sure he just does people. And it'll be your problem if they make more. They haven't so far, though."
Scipio shrugged. "Whatever, but if they get eggs, I'll put the babies back in here once they're old enough to actually fucking function."
Lucifer rolled his eyes. "Put them in an unused bathtub or something. I actually use this. I want the frogs out of my bath."
"Ugh, fine… there's no guarantee they're not all male or all female anyways. If they were female, I guess that'd explain why the toad is so pissy…" Scipio set another frog in the water.
"Oh, come on, just because you're gay doesn't mean you're allowed to rip on women like that," Lucifer huffed, glaring at him.
"The only women I've ever met have been pissy. It's not because I'm gay." Scipio shrugged.
"Maybe it's because you've tried to fucking kill them, Scipio," Lucifer shot back, crossing his arms.
"Yeah, probably. They tried to kill me too, though. Also, they were the ones I was supposed to kill. Never killed women from my own side." Scipio yawned, not really understanding what Lucifer was so upset about.
Lucifer just sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. Humans are different. Humans are different, Lucifer.
"Forget it. I forgot the life you lived."
(Lucifer: You're sexist
Scipio: I'm not sexist. I hate everyone equally.
Lucifer: Oh, so you're quirky sexist)
"Alright." Scipio fidgeted with a lock of his own hair, the frog on his head jumping into the water.
(Lmaoo true.)
Lucifer watched, collecting all the frogs he could. "Here, do you want these? I have to go greet the new person I have to pass judgement on."
"Sure. Gimme a sec." Scipio got out and dried himself off a bit before getting redressed. "Alrighty." He accepted an armload of frogs and headed off to his room.
Lucifer stood out of his springs and also dried off, walking into his room to get dressed in his velvety red suit. This coming human was certainly a strange one, according to his papers. The Sanctions just wanted him to get rid of them. So he pocketed his knife and walked out to his foyer to wait.
Scipio dumped the frogs into his terrarium, which seemed to have grown larger to accommodate them. He watched them for a moment before going to watch the new arrival come in.
There was a knock at the door at Lucifer strolled across the room to answer. It was a taller individual who was glammed out in shining gold. He had ragged clothes, meaning he must have been beaten up or shot a couple times in his death. Lucifer invited him in, shut the door, swiftly unsheathed his knife and stabbed the man in the chest. It was all done in a matter of seconds.
Scipio watched the whole interaction from behind a door with mild surprise. He didn't know that Lucifer was able to just kill off people like that. It didn't bother him much, of course, having killed dozens of people himself… it was just a bit unusual.
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