forum "I have a tendency to forget dumb shit." "Do you also have a tendency to forget the law?" "Yeah, like I said, dumb shit." (OxO)

Started October 04, 2022 by Deleted user

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"I don't like dogs either…"

"That's fair, I hate dogs anyways." Jo snickers.

"Im terrified of them.."

Jo nods.

"Same here."

"I used to have to train them in the military that's why I have that scare on my upper arm."

"My dad and the people that trained me used to sic starving dogs on me for 'training purposes' or as a life lesson. Had a chunk taken out of my left ass cheek." Jo snorts.

Nikki covered her mouth with the hand she was using to pet the cat and did her best not to laugh "o-oh my god.."

"So now I have an uneven ass. One ass cheek is thicker than the other. They clap weirdly, did you know that? It doesn't clap, it just kinda flops." Jo grins.

Nikki just looked at him her hand moving back to the cat she wasn't sure if he was joking or not she didn't really know what to say "oh my…"

Jo bursts into hysterical laughter.

"That, my dear, is the best reaction I could've gotten."

"You're you're not joking are you dear god we've fucked and I don't even know what you're ass looks like-"

"No, I'm not joking. I am being perfectly serious, my left ass cheek has a chunk out of it because of a right mutt of a dog. As for not knowing what my ass looks like, that makes sense; you were blackout drunk." Jo snickers.

"Dear god…and as for me being blackout drunk you know what happens when I drink tequila.."

"God couldn't help me then, He can't help me now! And you're right, I do."

"So why would you let mey do it??"

"I literally can't stop you, Nikki." he snorts.

"I was already drunk you could have taken it-"

"And done what with it, drank it myself?" Jo snickers.

"oh I don't know put it back in the box, throw it off the balcony…you had options."

"Mm-hmmm. Sure. Like you wouldn't have tried to punch me."

"you think that me drinking tequila is less dangerous than me punching you?"

"Yes, actually. At least the tequila will put only you to sleep."

“Well I didn’t sleep… I don’t think-“

"Mm-hmmm. . . fair."

"I let you fuck me…and we never even- nevermind"