forum "I have a tendency to forget dumb shit." "Do you also have a tendency to forget the law?" "Yeah, like I said, dumb shit." (OxO)

Started October 04, 2022 by Deleted user

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Jo huffs as they sit down, sounding like an old man.

"Dear lord, I am too young for these problems. . ."

She nods and makes sure he's laying down
"Yes, yes you are"

Jo sighs.

"Don't expect me to stay still for long, dear. I cannot stand being in one place for too long."

"Hey you need to shut up okay I had my first cigarette today and I actually enjoyed it and I had to put it out so shush, just go slow you knocked over so much shit looking for me"

Jo sighs.

"Oh dear Jesus, she's high. . ."

"I'm not high…. It's a cig not a blunt, dumbass"

Jo snorts.

"Whatever. I'd kill for either."

She rolls her eyes a small smirk on her lips "hm I think you would kill someone regardless if you got a cigarette out of the deal. "

"True. I'd punt a baby for a Scooby Snack, too, so there's that." Jo snickers.

"Jo- what the fuck is wrong with you"

"What isn't wrong with me?" Jo laughs.

"…….you cant just punt a child-"

"I can and I will, sweetheart. Try me." Jo grins.

"why are you so violent?" she asked crossing her arms

Jo tilts his head.

"Because violence isn't the answer, it's the question. And the answer is always a resounding 'yes.'"

(that was clever lol)

she rolled her eyes ans sat down on the bed next to jo "just shush."

(Lol i know)

Jo laughs slightly.

"And what will you do if I don't 'just shush?'"

Nikki pulled a loose cigarette out of the front of the her shirt (ya know her bra) and lit it "I'll shove this down your throat~" she said sounding surprisingly innocent for the words that just came out of her mouth

(Lol kinda figured)

Jo raises an eyebrow.

"Kinky, but violent."

(i just didn't want to say it T_T)

Nikki smirks

"extremely painful but hey if it gets your dick hard that says more about you than me."

(. . . babe. You. Wear one. Regularly. Wtf.)

Jo snorts.

"No, the shoving something down my throat. I didn't specify that shoving a cigarette down my throat would be kinky."

(yeah…but not all the time)

"your gross…"

(still. wtf)

"And you're the one who decided to love me, so. . ." Jo shrugs.

(stfu)

" shut the fuck up or i will burn you."

(No you)

"Just like my dad did!" Jo says brightly.