"Cuddling doesn't have to be sexual. Friends can do it too, you know. Even if others say we're meant to be, I'm not going to force anything on you. You obviously make your own decisions, and I think that's awesome. Honestly, anything that could be considered a fuck you to any god, even myself, is good in my book-" of course, he was cut off by the pillow to the face. He moved it down, shrugging.
"You can if you want to, I don't care. Whatever you feel comfortable with."
Evelyn instantly put her arms around him and cuddled into his chest. "Also I know everything isn't about sex. I just like to get on peoples nerves like that. I actually asked about putting on clothes because I didn't want too make you uncomfortable or anything. As seen earlier I get pretty comfortable around people really quickly, touch wise outside of sex. I'm demisexual, so I have to trust someone quite a bit before I bang them. I can't just go ahead and fuck anyone."
Derlik wrapped his arms around Evelyn in turn, making sure that he wasn't touching anything he shouldn't. There was no way in hell he was going to do something like that.
"That's good to know, then. And I understand why you wouldn't want to do something like that. I, of course, don't feel that way about people, but it's not like I'm going to ask you to do anything you aren't comfortable with, not like that." He was perfectly fine with how they were now, a soft smile on his face.
She noticed his smile, and returned it. "You have a nice smile. It's better than your grumpy angry face." She giggled. She sure was interesting, with many different sides to her personality. She snuggled in closer, hoping she didn't make him too uncomfortable. Then again if he did try anything she could always just kick the crap out of his balls.
"Hmm, is that so?" Derlik chuckled softly. "Does this mean you're going to stop making me mad all the time?" He thought Evelyn's smile was really nice, too, but he didn't say it out loud yet. He was actually really comfortable, obviously relaxed as they were.
"Pffft no. But making you smile will be a special treat." She patted his head with a grin, a certain devilish glint to her eyes. "I'll keep pissing you off until you actually do something about it. Then I know my boundaries. Loopholes and all that. When you're the second eldest of 13, that's just survival instincts." She then kissed his cheek.
"I can take a lot," Derlik said. He gave a faint smile at the kiss as well, but didn't take it for anything more than it was. "But I must warn you, I can be quite… Murder-y if I get pushed too much. I suggest being careful." Derlik rested his head on the pillow between them, mostly to hide his small smile.
"Murdery huh? Ya know. I dated a killer. And a writer. So I really ain't all that scared." She shrugged and finally wrapped her legs around him and went full on koala cuddle, not really caring all that much what he did. "You're really warm and snuggly. Bonus to-be boyfriend points for that."
Derlik just settled into the cuddles, wrapping his arms securely around Evelyn. He gave a genuine smile now, keeping close.
"Hm, we'll see. You'll get to see that side of me today, you can make your decision then. And I'm glad you enjoy this! It is very nice."
"Is seeing your murder side a threat or a promise, sir?" She threw in the title to taunt you, with a quite a bit of sass in her voice. She then kissed his lips, very quickly, so quick it was over before the kiss even started. Always pressing buttons, pulling levers, seeing what he liked and what made him tick.
"Promise. How else would I deal with your father~?" Derlik smirked a little in return to the sass. He raised an eyebrow at the kiss, smirk growing. He was loving this. He raised one hand to rest on top of Evelyn's head, relaxed.
"True." She nuzzled into his hand and sighed. "Damn. I'm actually starting to really like you." She said with a huff to her voice, surprised at the fact that she really enjoyed his company. She felt sorta safe here in his arms, as she closed her eyes and began to relax.
Derlik giggled a little.
"Is that such a bad thing?" He spoke softly. They had come up here to get a nap, and it seemed Evelyn had finally calmed down enough to actually start sleeping. He gently rubbed her head, closing his eyes as well.
"Yeah it is. Makes it harder when you break my heart and end up being a douche,to drop you. I can drop people like flies as long as I don't get attached. Getting attached is bad. Don't do that shit. Feelings are also bad." She sighed. "At least when it concerns love…And this is where you leave because you realize how fucked up I am."
"You think I would leave over something like this?" Derlik opened his eyes, looking down at Evelyn. "I'm sorry for disappointing you, but you aren't going to scare me off that easily." He smiled gently, keeping Evelyn close.
"I'm a heartless bitch some say. Too much to handle. High energy. Hard to keep track of. Basically I'm a huge chunk of work that no one wants to deal with. So yes I do think you'll leave." She said with a shrug. "A fact of my life. Everyone leaves."
"You think I'm any different?" Derlik asked softly. "High energy, hard to keep track of, a heartless bitch? I'm heard all these things of myself, Eveyln. How could I judge you for being like this if I myself am?"
"Because you're a guy. It's what guys do. I've dated too many of em. From the lowest level of trash, to men who could probably buy everything I own off of me, and it wouldn't even make a single dent in their bank account, too book nerds, too complete and utter idiots who probably still are in second grade math. They all say the same things. I know that sounds really sexist and judgemental. I know. But a lot of the girls I've dated at least tried to make a good effort, and I've remained close friends with all the girls I've dated. Guys create so much drama and…men. As a whole. Are trash. And should be killed. We don't need them." She sighed. "This is also where you get up and walk away because I'm a crazy feminist lunatic."
"Wait, you honestly think I'll leave because you think men are assholes? Once again, sorry to disappoint, but I have to agree with you. Men would look at you, and all they would see is a toy. Not me. I'm a god. I've been around too long to judge people because of how they have themselves. There are much more important things." Derlik shrugged a little.
"More important things like…? Surely not me. Since I'm a human. I'm just another unimportant blip on a timeline of constantly surging people." She said this simply, and reached behind her, scratching her own back a bit. "Another crazy girl who'll ruin you like I've done to the others. I'm not trying to push you away or nuthin' but well, no one knows you better than yourself. Ask my twin, Evan. He'll tell ya." She shrugged. "God of Chaos or not, I'm difficult to say the least."
"You're important. Even I know that. And even if you are difficult, that doesn't mean you're not work the effort." Derlik rubbed Evelyn's back when he saw her scratching.
"I say you are, and that must count for something, right? Seeing as I'm a god as all."
"Eh. Gods to me are just another another high power too me, sorta like the government. You're cool though. An ass sometimes, but overall pretty alright. Though I've read some of the stories, and I find myself whispering 'Lik, you dumbass!'. But it's fine. People react the same way too me. Also I don't need a back rub, I need a back scratch. It itches right there." (Warning: Evelyn has a fox pet space and so scritches in certain areas such as her head, center of her back, and her belly, put her into said pet space. But only if it's done by other people. So. Choose whatever path. Also I'm gonna respond to the gays rn, I passed out like mid reply)
(immediately gives all the scritches)
Derlik listened to Evelyn explain, nodding.
"I suppose that makes sense." He smiled a little, gently scratching the spot Evelyn said to.
"Here?" He asked.
A small foxy whimper escaped her throat as she nodded. "Yeah right there…" She then pressed her head into his chest so he could get a better reach. She was going to try to keep talking, despite her mind slowly slipping into pet space, to try to stop herself from embarrassment. "Pissing off the government is fun. Especially with the peeled orange with a toupe we have as a president? Sexist racist homophobic that only cares about power. He's horrid…But I don't wanna talk about our shitty person in office. You know me plenty, tell me about your-" Another whimper escaped. 'Shit. Stop that brain!' "About yourself…"
Derlik raised a eyebrow a little at the whimper, but continued to scratch Evelyn's back. He also reached up to her head, absentmindedly scratching there too.
"I've absolutely no idea what the hot new political system is anymore, but having anyone like that in power is bad news. And about myself? Well, I'm not very complicated. I do what I want. When I want."
