"Derlik stop that." She smacked him on the head. "I just told you why you can't go around MURDERING people!" She sighed and sat back on his shoulders. Bad idea. In an instant she was plucked off his shoulders. "Hey no fair! My room is nicer than yours!" "Mine's cleaner!" "I have snacks!" Evelyn suddenly screeched. "ALL OF YOU DO REALIZE I'M 25 RIGHT?" "I'm 18." "I'm 20!" "FUUUUCK!" She had just about enough of this. Evan swam over to Derlik. "Do something before she starts taking matters into her own hands. We'll get kicked out of the motel. It's our first day here and already she's on the verge of getting us kicked out as it is."
You see, that was a very bad idea on the boys' part. Derlik was having none of this.
"Hey fuckers!" He shouted. Time to flaunt his god status. He pushed himself up into the water surface, making his way over. He forced them to let go of Evelyn, feeling a few fingers break. He didn't care. Derlik pulled Evelyn up into his arms, holding her close.
"Get the fuck away from her. I'm this fucking close to murdering you all, whether she said it's okay or not. And don't think the pain will stop just because you die." He glared down at them. He wasn't backing down, and there was no way in fuck he was letting them do anything to Evelyn.
There was some screams and cries, and the injured few were taken to wherever the heck hotels supply first aid at, leaving the three shy quiet boys watching in awe, as long as with everyone else. Suddenly Evelyn laid straight as a bored, rocked back, and then rocked forward. Back and forth until she tilted out of his arms. She then dove right back into the water. "Thank ya Lik! I owe ya one for that. Ya still gotta work harder then that to be my boyfriend!"
Derlik huffed a little, but he understood. He watched the injured and terrified boys run off, then let himself sink into the water again.
"What are you all staring at? Never seen a god before? Fuck off!" He went back to relaxing, running a have through his hair. He swam over to Evelyn.
"Just how much would it take, then?" He asked, genuinely wanting to know.
"You'd have to be able to handle every part of me and still make me feel safe and comfortable in all areas of my life, learn me and stay through it all. Too be my true love. Too be my boyfriend? I'll decide when you're that. It's when I've learned my personal limits with you. Once I've tested boundaries enough and learned you enough to know ya, but not enough to where you're boring. I'm not giving you ALL of the control. No fun if I do that." She huffed and kicked water at him again. "Also quit being mean to those boys over there. No one here has seen a god before."
Derlik listened to Evelyn explain. Okay, he could do this. Probably.
"Wait, seriously?" He asked, surprised by that last piece of information. "Not even once? Where are all the other gods then? There are at least two big time gods other than me on Earth, let alone my army of minor gods. Where are all of them?"
"Dunno. Probably blending in with humans because they aren't dumbasses like you. You'll be seen as a national threat and then the government and then blah blah blah war and more chaos and I get it. You're the god of chaos. But if ya wanna keep me around, cool your fucking jets." She then sent a huge wave of water at him, and dove underneath before he cleared the chlorine out of his eyes.
Derlik wiped at the water in his eyes, coughing a little some his mouth had been open to respond. He dove after her, easily catching up. He came back to the surface, her with him.
"But life's no fun without chaos! But if I really need to cool it, I will. But you know I'm going to eventually need to get my hands on a soul, right? That's like. Actually really important."
"Yeah yeah. We're in New York. Plenty of trash that nobody would bat an eye at and-OOH YOU CAN COLLECT MY DAD'S SOUL! I'LL HELP!" Her eyes should not have been lighting up this bright at killing her father. At least, if he was a good one she shouldn't be. But obviously he wasn't, and so she was filled with fireworks. (Did ya forget about the ashton rp or are you still preparing yourself for smut?)
(I'm finishing up with my other smut to, and I'll be getting to him as soon as that scene is over! I… I can't really take more than one XD yes, I do have the notification for when I'm able to)
"As long as you're okay with me completely destroying it, sure, why the hell not?" He was a little startled by Evelyn's fire, but not surprised. People could do horrible things to others. Even Derlik drew the line, something human's just hadn't gotten the memo on.
"Send him to the deepest hells and never let him touch another living person with anything. Especially his genitalia." She clapped her hands happily, hopping up and down. "I'm finally getting revenge on the man who-well let's not go into that. Yay! Vengeance!"
Derlik didn't like what it sounded like Evelyn was implying had happened, especially with the mention of genitalia.
"All right then," Derlik said, rolling his neck and cracking it. "How do you feel about going now? Or would you prefer to wait until after drinks?" He smirked a little at Evelyn's actions, happy to see her so excited about this. "I'm very good at torture," he noted. "Halm, he's too soft. If we send him to hell he'll just get reincarnated or something."
"After drinks. We all deserve a break.Been driving all over New York, and then we gotta catch a plane in 2 days over to San Francisco, thus starting our tour." She nodded as she got out of Derlik's arms. She was constantly teasing like this, just part of her personality.
"Great. It's been too long since I've had a good drink. I'm looking forward to the things people have come up in the time I've been gone." Derlik was enjoying the treating, he had to admit begrudgingly. She was the one playing with him, a switch Derlik never thought would have happened.
"Probably a lot more, since you're older than time it's friggin self." She said this with a wink and a smile, not getting too close to him, but not straying too far. Just always outside of his arms reached. Her subby super mega bratty self really enjoyed this playful game, as always constantly pushing buttons and boundaries.
Derlik watched Evelyn. It was like a game of cat and mouse for him. Waiting until just the right moment.
"The stronger the better, in my opinion. I'm sure someone has made something that could even make me drunk." He treaded water slowly, keeping close to Evelyn. He smirked but a little.
"Probably. I dunno though." She bumped into the wall of the pool, and suddenly backed her legs up onto the wall, gripping the edge with her hands still facing him. Suddenly she dove underneath and shot out, going right between his legs and then popped up behind him. "Ha! Look at me outsmarting a god. Not as good as ya think you are hm?" One could hear the smirk in her voice as she paddled away.
Derlik turned around when Evelyn popped up.
"Bold of you to assume I'm not holding back." Derlik stretched a little. If that's how she saw it… He dove under the water, slipping through it. He popped up in front of her, very, very close.
"But if that's what you want to believe, go right ahead."
She shrugged. "That also sounds kinky. Really kinky." She smirked and booped his nose. "But alas. I'm taking what I can get. And you can't take me coz you can't get me. Physically? Hold me as ya please. But it's everything else ya have yet to learn." She shrugged and using his legs she pushed away and floated off, a string bikini'ed sexy island in the middle of the pool. 4 of her bandmates were hitting around a beachball. Sometimes Liam would bounce it off of her boobs to watch them jiggle. Not that she cared.
"Seriously, not everything is about sex." Derlik pushed himself to the edge of the pool, relaxing against it. He lazily watched the others playing with the beach ball, gaze hardening as he saw how Liam stared at Evelyn's breasts after hitting the ball at her. He might not have warned anything from Evelyn yet, but he really hated anyone else doing things like this. Still, Evelyn didn't seem to mind, so he didn't do anything. Well, not much. Getting hit in the head with head mysteriously by a woman's sandal didn't count, right?
Evelyn suddenly caught the ball after about the 5th time, got up and grabbed the same sandal, and started beating Liam over the head with it after tossing it too Evan, screeching at him. They all laughed as he tried to defend himself from the ever angry Evelyn. She then tossed it aside. "Alright that ruined my happy mood completely, I'm gonna go take a nap in the room. Wake me up when we go drinking. LIK! YOU CAN STAY HERE OR COME NAP WITH ME!" She yelled, then headed into the elevator back up to her room, angrily talking to herself the whole time.
Good, Derlik had judged the situation well. With the offer to come take a nap, he pulled himself out of the pool, drying off and heading upstairs to be with Evelyn. He stretched as he made his way up to the room, electing to take the stairs. He managed to get up to the floor before Evelyn and the elevator, making his way to the room.
She stomped into her room, stripped, dried off with a towel, and got into her bed. She was still naked, as she hugged a pillow. She had always cuddled something in her sleep, but she didn't want to accidentally regress while on tour so she left all kink and kink related such as stuffed animals at home. So she stuck to the pillow,not thinking Derlik would want to cuddle.
Derlik looked over when Evelyn came in. He had changed into his normal, comfortable clothes. He laid down by Evelyn, eyes closing for a moment.
"You prefer a pillow over me?" He stayed close to her, one arm under his head to make up for the pillow Evelyn was hugging.
"Didn't think you'd wanna cuddle,since I'm not yours yet and all that. The gods can decide fate as much as they want, but my mom once said to me. 'Don't let the fate others choose for you control your journey and what path you decide, no matter how much you're forced into it.' Just because they-" She did a vague display with her hand upwards. "-decide we are lovers doesn't mean I've decided yet. I deserve a say in all this too ya know? Gotta keep my head up. But." She pushed the pillow rather purposefully into his face. "Cuddles do sound nice. Do I gotta put on clothes?"
