forum A New Kind Of Chaos (0/0) (CLOSED!) (Stalkers Whale-cum!)

Started July 15, 2020 by Deleted user

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Alright we've got the characters, now then we just need a prompt. I have a few if you'd like to see.

I'd like to see them, and I might try to find some of my own!

"If you set off ONE more firework at 3 AM I will FIGHT YOU."

“We’re roommates, and you walk in on me listening to loud ass music and crying over a broken heart and have no idea what to do since we just met a week ago.”

Person A: “H-How many fucking knives do have in there?!”
Person B: Still pulling knives out of their bag and pockets “I don’t know actually… I have two in my bra and one in my boot as well I think. You know… just in case.”
Person A: “In case of what?!?!!”
(Evelyn is A)

Person A: “Stop pacing.”
Person B: “I cant help it! I’m nervous!”
Person A: “You’re going to wear a hole in the floor.”
Person B: “I am not! You could be a little more understanding you know.”
Person A: “I don’t see what the big deal is, it’s not like you have to tell them.”
Person B: “You don’t understand. My parents will know what he is the moment he steps through the door with me!”
Person A: “…so?”
Person B: “So, that means they are going to ask questions!”
Person A: “I’m still not seeing the issue, your parents are ridiculously chill.”
Person B: “Hey mum! Hey mama! I know most of our family are life and nature witches, but I accidentally summoned death himself a few months back with highly illegal and ancient dark magic after I got super fucking drunk, and now we’re engaged. Surprise!”
Person A: “……ok fair point.”
(Evelyn is B. We can alter this one quiet a bit)

“Could you show a little human decency for once?”
“I’m not human, remember?”

“Face it, asshole, you’re stuck with me until we get out of here.”
“Don’t underestimate my willingness to die just to spite you.”

Person A: This is kind of a “don’t notice me” spell. It’s not invisibility, but it’ll mean that people won’t be able to keep you in their thoughts or notice anything out of the ordinary about you, as long as you’re wearing the necklace.”
Person B: takes it in reverent hands, eyes wide. In a soft, awed voice, xe says, “I am going to do. So many crimes.”
Person A: “Okay, I changed my mind, give it back-”
(Evelyn is B)

Person A: “Please don’t tell me you threw someone out the window again.”
Person B: “Ok.”
Person A: “…..Oh god you totally threw someone out the window again didn’t you?”
Person B: “I can neither confirm nor deny.”
Person A: “….”
Person B: “….”
Person A: “….”
Person B: “…..but if I did”
Person A: “Oh My Fucking God.”
(Evelyn yet again is B. I have a fun scene in mind for this one, not really starter material though)

“I will smite you.”
“You couldn’t smite a paper towel if it lit itself on fire. Get some damn sleep.”

“X, you’re my idol! I’ve always wanted to ask - How did you get so powerful?”
“My beautiful partner told me I couldn’t propose unless and until I could defeat the entire government in single combat, so I just trained very hard and kissed my stunning lover every day and it was very motivating. We’re married now! It was all very worth it.”
(Evelyn being the lover who is like 'uhuh if you're a god better fucking prove it. No ring on my finger till then honey.')

“Everyone is born with a compass that points in the direction of your soulmate”
(I know it's cheesy but what if Evelyn's compass doesn't have a pointer until you land on earth and then all the sudden it's pointing at this crazy manipulative dick head that alot of her friends have told her not to date and ye)

Person A: With a super serious look on their face. “I have to get something off of my chest.”
Person B: With fingers crossed. “Is it your shirt? Please tell me it’s your shirt because then I have something to get off my chest too~”
(Evelyn is B)

Person A is trying to make a picnic lunch but Person B won’t stop bothering them, whether it’s tickling them, throwing plastic silverware, or randomly kissing them. Anything to see how bad they can get Person A flustered and annoyed.

One day you’re walking around your neighborhood, when you find in the neighbors yard that you swear hates you, an open sketchbook with hand drawn sketches of you, and sweet words at the top of the page.

There is a gorgeous statue in the middle of the city, of a beautiful person. The legend that surrounds the statue is that it’s a person frozen in stone, and that once their true love touches their hands, the person will become unfrozen. For years this becomes a tourist hot spot, as people love holding the statues hands and taking cute pictures with it, until one day you walk up and hold the statues hands. Suddenly though the pedestal is empty there is a very confused person in your arms.
(I was thinking the god of Chaos could be the statue?)

Oooo, we could even combine some of these, I've got so many ideas forming

This one, for sure could happen, I'm in love with it

There is a gorgeous statue in the middle of the city, of a beautiful person. The legend that surrounds the statue is that it’s a person frozen in stone, and that once their true love touches their hands, the person will become unfrozen. For years this becomes a tourist hot spot, as people love holding the statues hands and taking cute pictures with it, until one day you walk up and hold the statues hands. Suddenly though the pedestal is empty there is a very confused person in your arms.
(I was thinking the god of Chaos could be the statue?)

It could lead into this one, but it's the God of chaos of course

Person A: “Stop pacing.”
Person B: “I cant help it! I’m nervous!”
Person A: “You’re going to wear a hole in the floor.”
Person B: “I am not! You could be a little more understanding you know.”
Person A: “I don’t see what the big deal is, it’s not like you have to tell them.”
Person B: “You don’t understand. My parents will know what he is the moment he steps through the door with me!”
Person A: “…so?”
Person B: “So, that means they are going to ask questions!”
Person A: “I’m still not seeing the issue, your parents are ridiculously chill.”
Person B: “Hey mum! Hey mama! I know most of our family are life and nature witches, but I accidentally summoned death himself a few months back with highly illegal and ancient dark magic after I got super fucking drunk, and now we’re engaged. Surprise!”
Person A: “……ok fair point.”
(Evelyn is B. We can alter this one quiet a bit)

And these two

Person A: “H-How many fucking knives do have in there?!”
Person B: Still pulling knives out of their bag and pockets “I don’t know actually… I have two in my bra and one in my boot as well I think. You know… just in case.”
Person A: “In case of what?!?!!”

“I will smite you.”
“You couldn’t smite a paper towel if it lit itself on fire. Get some damn sleep.”

YESSSSSSSS hey I got some chores to do real quick, can you write the starter?

Sure!

There had been a war. Not a scuffle, not a quarrel or argument, but a war between the gods. Derlik had been fighting on the same side as always; his own. That had usually worked out for him, but this time… He'd been fighting against Halm, already putting him a a big disadvantage. And when Twili was taken down by the fucking fish twins… He'd tried to escape, but Halm had caught him. It seemed even the god of chaos couldn't get out of this one.
"I'm not going to let you start anything like this again," Halm said, sneering down at the smaller god. Derlik gasped, trying to pull away, but it was too late. His legs were rooted in place, turned to stone.
"Fuck you," he managed to spit out, but then it was over. Derlik was a statue, frozen. He even looked like someone from the time this had happened, clothes changed for him so he looked less… Modern
Years upon years passed, Derlik never showing any signs of aging. A city popped up around him, and despite some wishing to pull him down he already managed to remain. The Mysterious Statue, was what he was called. They didn't even remember the stories of the gods, of who Derlik was.

Evelyn and her band were touring around the city, since they had a concert to do later that night, when Evelyn saw the statue. "OOH GUYS! Take a picture of me!" She handed her current boyfriend, the drummer, with blue hair, and spikes in his ears, her phone. She knew he was cheating on her with the second lead guitarist, she was only keeping him around because it was better than being alone. She then ran off across the street, right into traffic, ignoring the cars honking at her, and went up to it, shoving through the crowd. There was a chorus of 'Fuck youse!' and 'Wait your turn bitch!' Before she had shoved her way to the front and got on the pedestal, holding his hands. Her boyfriend snapped the picture midtransformation as the god turned from stone, to human. "WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IN THE 7 HELLS JUST HAPPENED?" She screeched in deep confusion as he stood there, now flesh, holding her hands. There wasn't even a plaque describing what the legend was. Her nerdy sister Starla probably would know though. But that wasn't too come later. For now, Evelyn had to freak out.

Derlik took a deep breath, stumbling a little. Now, now he was back in his normal clothes. He didn't even know they had been different before he was changed back. He looked up at Eveyln, confused.
"Who are you? Where… Where am I?" He hadn't let go of Evelyn's hands yet, too confused. He was trying to process. Twili, and Halm, and…
"Oh, shit." Knowing Halm, he was only able to turn back with 'true love' or some shit like that.

"Uhhh…welcome to the real world fucker!" She then let go of his hands and ran back to her band, right as news reporters showed up and she started getting bombed by questions. She ended up punching two of them in the face. One of the other band members lifted Chaos off the pedestal, and all of them took off running into the city.

Derlik was completely confused still. He stumbled along as they ran. What was this place? When did humans suddenly get so advanced?
"Who the fuck are you?!" He demanded. He needed some control, anything at all in this strange new world. His grip on what was true was shipping away.

"TELL YOU LATER! DON'T WANNA GET CAUGHT BY THE COPS CURRENTLY!" She screeched as they rounded the corner and went into a coffee shop and sat down at a large booth. "Alright. Hi. I'm Evelyn. The blue haired dude is Derek,our drummer. The girl next to him is Mary,second lead guitarist. That's Evan, my twin brother, he's with us since our regular keyboardist is on a family vacation. Then there's Liam, the handsome base player. I'm singer and lead guitarist. Together we form The Hicks."

Derlik was very confused by what was going on, and the only thing he did know at this point was that this was complete chaos. That made him feel much more comfortable. At least humans hadn't changed too much. He sat down in the booth with them, looking around at the coffee shop and then the people there.
"I'm Derlik, God of Chaos." He didn't say much else, expecting them to already know who he was. It was what he was used to, after all.

Everyone looked at each other in confusion except Evelyn. "Did ANY of you pay attention in Mythology back in middle school? Derlik. Got in the battle with the gods, then got turned to stone by Halm since he can't be killed, and because well. Halm is Halm. Put the True Love spin on things…and he touched my hands which meeeaaannnsss…Derlik the king of chaos, founder of confusion and the man you call for trouble, is my true love. Hm. I dunnnoooo…" She looked him over. "Kinda ugly lookin…Oh well." This got Evelyn a smack in the arm from her brother. "Don't say those things!" "Why, is he gonna kill me? Threaten to strike me down? Ooooh scary man. Whatever." She shrugged, and then a waitress came over, and asked us to order something or leave. Everyone went around the table and ordered after squinting at the menu for 5 minutes.

Derlik was pleased when Eveyln was able to explain about him, sighing at the mention of Halm. The fucker. He looked up when she mentioned his looks, frowning deeply at her words about his powers.
"You doubt my powers? I've existed longer than this world has. And if you think I'm ugly, I don't really give a rat's ass." He looked up at the waitress, still scowling. He looked through the menu, ordering something he thought sounded the craziest for him.

"Naw I just ain't afraid of ya. I'm not cocky or anything. I don't doubt em or anything. If I were to doubt you I'd be suspicious of you, duh dumbass." She shrugged as she began to drum on the table, when Holla Back Girl by Gwen Stefani started playing. "Oh hey! I've twerked on top of a giant 30 ft tall speaker to this song before! I then broke my leg when I fell off. That was a fun day." The other band members went into their own conversations as Evelyn sat back and stayed silent. She didn't seem the quiet type, until one realized what she was doing. 'People Watching.' Aka: Checking boys and girls out, seeing if there was anyone cute to flirt with. She actually thought the god of chaos was SUPER hot but she wasn't about to give him that confidence boost.

That, that made Derlik like Evelyn a whole lot more. His frown disappeared, replaced with a smirk. He crossed his legs. While Evelyn did her people watching, he watched her. He rested his head on his hand, humming a little in satisfaction. He liked her quite a lot now.

Evelyn leaned on Derlik just a bit as she looked around. "Huh whaddya know. God of Chaos is the hottest, and the only single person here. Oh well. I ain't gonna bother flirting or falling, even if destiny says it. Gotta earn my heart, I'm not just gonna hand it over like some dim wit." The waitress came over and served their drinks. Evelyn had gotten a raspberry iced mint tea, which was totally unlike her personality, as she stirred it together, and drummed on the table a bit.

"Pretty smart of you. I wouldn't fall for me in a million years. And I thought you said I was ugly?" Derlik smirked a little, not minding Evelyn leaning against him. He had gotten a bubble tea. Who had thought putting a solid in a drink was a good idea?? People could easily choke on it. And he'd forced the waitress to give him whipped cream, because it sounded delicious.

"I said hottest and single. Plenty of handsome taken boys here." Suddenly she reached and grabbed Evan's drink and took a sip. "Blech coffee. You disgust me Evan." "Yo Evvers. What we doin' with Mr.Alpowerful over here?" "Dunno. If he can play any instruments take him with us on our tour. Or make him the roadie. If not, drop him off at the strip club with 500 bucks and drive off. If I'm really his true love he can fucking work for it." The girl who asked nodded as Evan glowered at his twin and sipped his coffee silently.

"I can attract a lot of people to your performances," Derlik said, leaning back in his seat. He watched Evelyn and Evan's interactions, giving a little chuckle.
"As long as you don't mind them occasionally dissolving into orgies, then it will a win win for everyone." He took a sip of his drink, a little off guard from the tapioca ball coming into his mouth. He just swallowed it whole, though. There was no way in fuck he was letting these people, especially Evelyn, see him choke.
He must after dominance. Swallow the tapioca balls whole, and obviously.

Evelyn shook her head. "We don't want fame or fortune. We're humble. We just wanna be a strong feminist love song punk rock band who spreads the word and mean something to other people. That's all. I am a strong believer for working for things and making your own keep. Not doing the cheaters way out." There was the sound of general agreement before everyone's eyes landed on Derlik. The table fell silent as they watched him swallow the balls whole. Evan finally spoke up. "Uhhh…you do know you're supposed to pop them and eat them right? For flavor?"

"Alright then, if that's what you want." He looked up when everyone fell silent, looking at Evelyn in particular as she talked.
"Does it look like I care?" He asked, laughing a little. He wasn't about to change it now, he'd never been peer pressured into not doing things after he made up his mind to, and he sure as hell wasn't letting it happen now.
"I'm not big on what I'm 'supposed' to do."