"…okay? I'm not being hurt by gods. Oh! Get me another burger and a side of fries please, with a medium soda. Thank you." She smiled. "Also you may not like their burgers. They taste as cheap as they are. I make better burgers than here but oh well that's the fast food industry." She swung their hands back and forth a bit boredly.
"Hm? Oh no, I wasn't meaning to say it like that! I'm just saying, I had hundreds under me before, and if that's still the case, then there'll be a huge shift in power in this city." Derlik hummed a bit as Evelyn ordered.
"Ah. Then perhaps some time I'll be able to have some. And I'm not the best judge in taste for things like this- I don't know what a burger even is…" Derlik chuckled softly.
"Ya know cows? Yeah. Burgers are cow meat patties, topped with cheese, ketchup and mustard on the most basic of levels. People like to add stuff on top of their burgers like lettuce, onions, shit like that. Also. Please kill our president. Donald Trump is TRASH. An absolute garbage man of a human being." She smiled and paid, then sat down at the least gross looking table and waited for their meal to be prepared. "And even then that's being nice."
"Oooooh, okay then. Sounds like it should taste good." Derlik sat down with Evelyn, chuckling some.
"I'll do my best. Ah… can you explain what a president is?" Derlik hated that he didn't know all of these things that seemed do common place in this world.
"No." She laughed and grabbed their order,sat down, and started eating. She started humming to herself as she ate. "Do some research. Go to a library or something."
Derlik huffed a bit.
"Then I'm going to be spending a lot of time buried in books." He chuckled softly. "Would you be joining me?" He started eating his own food, thinking a moment.
"This is what passes as food nowadays?"
"Yup. You ate at the height of luxury foods. Now it's just cheap." She snarfed down her first burger in seemingly seconds, which was sort of impressive. "And naw. I gotta practice with the band. We've got a show in 3 days, we got work to do. Sorry sugar tits." She said with a shrug as she sipped on her soda casually.
Derlik let out a sigh.
"I figured as much. Well, while you're practicing, I'll be in the nearest library, then." Derlik set his food down, picking his soda up.
"Okay, this tastes like sugar and sadness."
"So you're tasting me then." She said with a laugh. She leaned over and kissed his nose and stole some fries from him, and ate them. "It actually isn't that bad. You just have a refined taste." (I feel like Derlik in his deepest dom space would have a heavy god complex and have Evelyn call him God and nothing else. Maybe?)
(Makes sense lol)
Derlik chuckled a bit.
"Yes, I suppose I do. What else would you expect of someone like me?" Derlik let out a soft hum, taking the chance to move in and kiss Evelyn, humming a moment.
"Hmm, I'd say you're more salty than anything." he laughed a bit.
"I wasn't talking about those lips. Also ouch. Don't ya know true loves kisses is supposed to be sweeter than sugar and the best thing you've ever tasted? I'm not some salty bitch, I'm just a bitch." She stuffed a few more fries in her mouth and started on her second burger.
Derlik let out a soft breath.
"I'm sure it is, when you don't have a mouth full of fries." Derlik kissed Evelyn's cheek. "And what if I don't like sugar? What if I prefer earthy, or spicy?" Derlik smiled softly, joking a bit.
"Spicy food is nasty. Mom makes a lot of earthy food though." She nodded as she finished her food. "Are you gonna finish your Sad Meal or do you want me too?" She asked.
"You can," Derlik said, chuckling softly. He moved his food over to Eveyln, smiling a bit.
"It'll be interesting if I still have any followers," he mumbled, seemingly off topic.
"Probably not. Everyone is hyper chrisitan. I'm not of course, I'm Wiccan like my mother but. Most people are." She shrugged and kissed Derlik's cheek and then began to eat the rest of his food. "You'll have to meet my large family sometime."
Derlik let out a sigh.
"That Jesus piece of shit can suck my ass. He's been a problem for years." Shaking his head, Derlik took another sip of his soda.
"And that'd be nice. When do you think we'll have time to, though?"
"Dunno. When I return back from San Fran. This is the last city in my tour then it's homewards." She nodded as she ate some more fries. "Though I have quite the large chaotic family. So. Don't be alarmed. And if you hurt any of them I will break up with you and become a christian. Don't test me."
"Alright then." Derlik smiled. "And I love chaos, this'll be fun." He put his hands up.
"And I won't harm a hair on their heads, I swear." He'd do his best to, too. He didn't want Evelyn to hate him, not at all, which meant he'd play by the rules. Mostly. Somewhat.
"I don't believe you for talk is cheap and actions are more truthful then the words of a snake tongued god BUT your word is all I'm being offered currently so I'll take it." She shrugged as she finished her food, stood up, and tossed it before grabbing her things. "We outta head back. I've got practice to attend too and a show in a few days."
Derlik pouted just a bit.
"Fine, if you don't believe me you don't believe me. Still, I know better than to hurt those you care about- I don't want to hurt you like that." Derlik stood when Evelyn said they should go, nodding some.
"I'll find something to do, then."
"No killing without prejudice, and a good way of getting rid of the body. And a good alibi. Don't be super obvious." She kissed his cheek. "I'll see you later love." She then walked out the door and headed back to the hotel. Soon the band was off in the tour bus, Evan cuddled up against his new lover and Evelyn was playing on her guitar a bit as they all chatted away. Soon they pulled up to where they were going to practice and soon enough they're jamming out.
"I won't, and those last two things I've always been good at. I'll be fine, don't worry. I'll see you too." He kissed Evelyn's cheek in turn. Derlik was keeping tabs on Evelyn, just checking in on her occasionally. He was exploring the city, smiling some. Everything was so much bigger, and bright and loud. He loved it, he loved it so much.
The band practiced for hours, and they were good. Really good. Hardly a mess up and still Evelyn had them run through the set over and over again. Things were a little rusty here, a little offbeat there when in reality she was just nervous. She had been doing concerts this whole tour, but every time she was afraid of failure and down fall, so she made sure to work her hardest. But eventually when her fingers felt like sausage they stopped playing, and were to pick up tomorrow. Most headed back to the bus but Evelyn grabbed Evan's hand and Amanda's and announced they were going to explore the city. (So san francisco has a whole age regression shop and that's eventually what she stumbles upon. Der better have some cash. Or maybe he brings her there as a treat idk)
(Ooo, it'd be fun for them to go there! Derlik would have to… make some soul money, if you catch my drift ;D)
When Derlik checked and saw Evelyn had gone out and about to explore the city, the god smiled to himself. He started out, weaving through the streets. He came out of one to see Eveyln with her brother and another woman. He hummed softly, making his way over.
"Hey!" He called out. "How did it go?"
She turned around. "Oh Dare! It went good as always. Amanda's violin string broke though so we're trying to find a music store to stop at and get her a new set." She immediately took his hand and the 4 continued. "What'd you do while we pissed off the neighbors with good upbeat feminist punkiness?" She said with a smile. Evan and Amanda continued their conversation about anime.