forum funking,,,,,,,,JEANUBIS
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@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

surprise

Uh it's canon and also it's called uh
"The Incident"
I hold my breath for a few seconds, just to make sure all the stress collected in the initial inhale, as my exhale grows accompanied by the vapors and fumes. I'm tired. That's obvious, I guess, but I just might fall asleep on the couch. I don't know when Anubis would be getting back home-or, here, I guess. I check the clock before the weed sets in.
It's only four o'clock, I've got plenty of time until I have to go have dinner with my family. I managed to get out of the house more often now that I have my own house, but since Crystal still lives with them, and Kristopher for some reason likes them, I'm obligated to join them at least every week for dinner. God, I'm hungry.
One snack is fine until dinner, right? No harm in just a snack.
But should I even try standing up? My body already feels heavy. I let out a gentle laugh, not sure why, though. I roll onto my side as my heavy eyelids clos-no, I'm way too hungry.
I jump up, immediately regretting my decision as my feet float upwards, the rest of my body leaning backwards.
I don't hit the floor. I look around, my eyes burning as I try to focus on something.
"Anubis? What are you doing here?"
He's staring at something in his hands, probably a lighter.
"It needs to be done."
"What nee-"
His face morphed. It was Kristopher.
"I said it needs to be done, otherwise you won't learn your lesson. Christ, Jean, you'd think you'd realize by now, there's no getting away with anything in this house of discipline."
"You're not my father, and you'll never be anything like him."
He held his arms out in an authoritative laughter, his voice distorting as he grows in size, blood dripping from his eyes and nose.
"That just means you will."
I turn my heel and run, but I don't seem to be going anywhere.
What was I running from again?
"It had to be done. He was better off dead, anyway."
I don't recognize that voice. It's that of a woman's. Have I heard it before? I feel like I could have, but where?
Prince walks by my legs, meowing and rubbing on them. This usually means he needs something, but for some strange reason, I doubt that it's actually Prince at my feet. His meowing grows more aggressive. He barely meows this much, what's wrong with him?
Anubis picks him up and holds him in his arms.
"Sorry about that. He just misses me."
Anubis? He was here today, Prince isn't that clingy. But clearly Prince wanted something.
"That's fine…" I utter, not sure why I'm saying what I'm saying. Anubis looks at me with a look of determination in his eyes, his goofy smile fading to a hardened glare. His face was so cold and empty that it almost felt like looking in a mirror.
Then it was. I was staring at my own face. My red, puffy eyes filled with a lack of any emotion. My scruff growing a bit thicker to emphasize the laziness that I've been experiencing lately. The hair down to show I'd either just woken up or just crawled out of my family's house. It was a hideous reflection, but it's really what I look like. Maybe I should at least make an attempt to clean myself up. He stares directly into my eyes, furrowing his brows until he utters one word, almost as if he's trying to call me or get my attention.
"Tushar."
I jump back in shock, but when I blink my eyes, I'm on the floor next to the couch.
In my living room.
I gaze at the clock.
Shit, it's 7:12. I need to get to my family's house before I'm late.
I probably shouldn't have gotten into my car when I was just recovering from a high, but I slept most of it off, right? Plus, my family's house isn't that far; driving there is practically muscle memory by now.
I pull up to the house, barely turning off the engine before I rush out, borderline late by now. As I approach the house, I notice something; the front door was left open a crack.
That wasn't necessarily uncommon; Crystal and I don't bother to close the door when we storm out of the house in anger, but Crystal tends to maintain her composure during family dinner.
I do what I can only hope is a tip toe up the stairs, gently pushing the door open.
I don't think I've recovered from my high. Am I still dreaming?
"Anubis?"

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

guys i want u to know that i'm on a call w jenny as she was reading that and she repeated "oohhhh nooooo" every 5 seconds while reading that

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

Us: writes super sad AUs where one character dies and another character suffers greatly
Tammy: :(
Jenny: hey i was writing a gr8 AU but i lost it
Tammy: :)

@vidari-is-tired-in-advance group

ouch my dude. btw what would u guys think of an AU where their neighbor figures out they’re murderers, probs while they are hiding a body? i wouldn’t be able to write it for a while cause i am swamped w/ homework but i really want to

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

i love it but im already imagining the conversation
"GREG!!! GET OVER HERE!! THE TWINK WITH THE FIRE AND THE GUY WITH THE MILLENNIAL HAIR KILLED SOMEONE!!!"

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

sup fuckers

it's the One (1) year anniversary of Jeanubis!!!!!!!!!
a year ago Jean had no personality and no background story and Anubis had just been created!!!!
now these two are the most developed characters that jenny and i have

that's pretty cool i guess

i'm working on an AU to celebrate but it's not anything special because I didn't realize it had been a year until a few days ago :'D

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

Hey guys

I call this AU
"I Don't Know Where I Was Going The Whole Time I Was Writing This" AU

I wouldn't call myself a hero. I'm merely a man, but even then, I might even be less than that. Maybe occasionally, as I stare blankly into the face of a disgusting man as I put a bullet in his brain, the helpless Would-Be victim of his thanks me for saving them. I had other options, though. I could have saved the man, put him in prison and kept his life. Maybe then I would be doing something good in this world. I don't think sending people to hell is all that good.
I wouldn't call myself a hero, but Anubis? Anubis was a villain.
That psychopath of a man didn't even do it for the money. He didn't do it for justice; he did it because he liked it. He could look the man in his eyes and smile. He probably wouldn't even care if I died, which is why I could never trust him. I suppose the feeling is mutual, though, so I can't blame him for that.
We separated again after I realized he was having too much fun, but occasionally I'd see him pop up online. Not in the way you'd think. I didn't see him accepting jobs or requesting jobs, no. He erased his steps too quickly. I saw news of big corporations getting hacked, money redistributed, public lectures going awry when the speaker's embarrassing photos suddenly show up on screen. I knew it was always Anubis, and all I could see was that sick smile. The one with the crooked teeth, the tilted head, the twitching eye. It sickened me.
I was working a more laid back job; I guess I could refer to it as my day job. A friend of an acquaintance called asking that I tail a suspicious girlfriend. I needed something to do to relax, so driving around seemed pretty easy. I'd sat in front of her house for a few hours now, scrolling through my feed, when I get a text from an unknown number.
"39.9537° N, 83.0281° W"
Of course it was Anubis. I knew he wanted me to look up the coordinates out of curiosity, but it's not like it mattered. He probably hacked the Maps app so that if I looked up those coordinates, he'd get my phone. I wouldn't let him do that. Instead I blocked the number and turned off my phone. Why he wanted to come back after all this time, I didn't know, but I didn't want him back. I hate him, right?
I hear the girl exiting her house, saying goodbye to whoever, as she gets into her car. I sigh, waiting for her to drive a bit away before I start my car and follow her. I assumed she'd be going to another guy's house, or to a club or something, but she made a suspicious turn. One that led us to a more secluded area, with country roads.
Did she know I was tailing her? Was she suspicious? I didn't take her to be that smart, in fact even her driving was almost absent-minded. I increase the distance between us two to see if that helps. We're on a long stretch of land, with only a few other cars passing us. She slows down, causing me to slow down even further. She slows down some more, what's going on? She's going 20 miles below the speed limit.
By the time she's reached 30 below, I realize her motive; she wants me to pass her.
I sigh, defenseless as I switch lanes and pass her, but I still stay within sight of her behind me.
That is, until we reach a dead end. I slow my car to stop. She stops too. I stay in the car, but I watch her from my rear view mi-
What the fuck?
Her car door opened, but it was not her that stepped out.
It was Anubis.
I exhale sharply and roll my eyes, opening the door, jumping out and slamming it closed.
"What the hell?" I immediately start yelling, throwing my hands up in the air in frustration.
"Calm down, I just want to talk." He mutters, holding his hands up as if he's calming a fucking horse. His words were oddly calm. He wasn't excitable or cheery or trying to tease me. His voice was solemn. How much had he changed over the years?
"No, fuck you! You're wasting my fucking time."
"Jean, you need to hear me ou-"
"I thought we agreed to never talk to each other again." I turn away from him, back to my car, waving him off as I start to leave.
"For Christ's sake, GG, would you please just listen to me?"
Something about hearing Anubis yell those words at me in a broken voice caused me to freeze. Unless it was something else. Unless it just him being there after so long that threw me off. Unless it was the surprise of not knowing this was how my day would end. I almost thought he was about to cry, but I knew he wouldn't. He doesn't.
"You're terrible at your job, Jean."
"You fucking set me up." I snapped, shooting a glare at him.
"I'm not talking about today. You slip up and you hesitate so much, it almost hurts to watch."
"What do you know about hurt?" I spit, crossing my arms.
"We worked better as a team,"
I stiffen, frozen in place, ceased by the realization that he had come to long ago, the realization that I repeatedly rejected, the realization that we missed each other.
The sun's last slivers peaked behind the horizon, adding an orange-golden tint to the surrounding area. The humidity that the country was known to have, started to fade with the sun. I could feel his eyes on me.
Anubis continued.
"Nothing's the same anymore. I forget to do things that you usually do. I stopped taking field jobs because it was just too much to do alone. We have to stay toge-"
"You're only killing because you like it."
"And why are you killing people? Clearly you're still killing because something inside you likes it. I'm not the only crazy one here, Jean."
I inhale deeply, clenching my fist as he speaks. I have a tendency to be too proud to admit something of myself, but this is ridiculous. Am I really going to say it? What kind of manipulation is this?
I turn around and face Anubis, the last hint of the sun's glow illuminating his hopeful eyes. I walk up to him, staring intently, before wrapping my arms around him and sighing heavily. The following words I spoke almost lifted the weight of the world off of my shoulders.
"I missed you, Anubis."

@vidari-is-tired-in-advance group

happy anniversary my dudes!

im honestly incredibly impressed with what you guys were able to do with these two characters in the space of a year! the AU is very soft and nice and not sad, and i am a large fan of the writing! it’s very good. these two starcrossed murder children are wonderful wonderful, and im so happy to play even a small part in their journey