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Hey This Is Jean's First Contracted Kill (Sort of) and it's Canon!!!!!1

I usually take one specific route home, finding my place in the crowd and hanging my head low as I make my way through, but today I was in a bad mood. I knew of an alternative route that had no cameras, no people, it was practically empty, but it was an extra twenty minutes of a walk. I suppose I should start taking the longer route now, though, since I'm working out anyway.
As I turn the corner, I notice two people on the sidewalk. Not that I would have minded; but I caught a glimpse of their conversation.
"God, you're such a bitch, you know that?"
"Like I care."
As I pass them, I glance at the girl's face. Her eyes held such a specific type of pain; something I almost recognized, but shrugged it off.
"So, what? You just changed your mind? You can't do that."
"I can do whatever I want."
I pause my stride, only a few steps in front of them, as I almost predict the guy's next moves.
"Fine, then I can do whatever I want."
"Get away from me!"
I turn around and grab the guy's shoulder, holding him from getting closer to the girl. Her dark blue eyes seemed to relax at me stepping in, but something about her was off. I glare at the man, his features sort of bland; dark messy hair, some old t-shirt, and the painfully familiar smell of beer. He barely reached my height, but we stood eye level.
"Hey, man, she's not interested."
His eyes were rabid, full of anger and only seeking one thing.
"This is none of your damn business."
"Neither is her consent, just get lost."
I could almost see his fist curl up as he drew his arm back, punching me square in the face. I stumble back a few steps, but something inside me boiled over. I mirrored his rage, grabbing his collar and delivering several punches to his face. He tried pushing me off, but I merely threw him to the ground, kicking his stomach before bending over to sock him several more times in the face. Half of the fight I didn't even remember; my stomach twisted itself into knots and all I could see was red. I was on top of him, punching him over, and over, and over, until I blinked my eyes; he was dead.
The girl, her smooth eyes, oddly enough, held no fear in them. Mine, however, widened in shock.
I've never killed someone before.
"I…didn't mean to kill him."
I utter, my hands covered in more than just blood. The girl's stare at me holds no emotion, and I wonder if she plans to call the police.
"I…I don't want to go to jail."
The girl's blue and black hair dances in the wind as she turns to her purse, pulling out a handful of cash; more cash than your average person would have in their purse.
"I wanted him dead anyway."
She utters, handing me the cash. I shake my head immediately and hold my dripping hands up defensively.
"I can't take that."
She shrugs her shoulders, rolling her eyes.
"Then wipe your hands and take it," She chimes, reaching the cash closer to me. "Then it won't be blood money."
Her last comment almost made her giggle as she grows impatient, her smile dropping.
"If you don't take the money I'll report you to the police."
I can't get caught, I've never been to jail. I've never killed a man; I guess that should be my biggest concern. Why am I not concerned about him? Yeah, he was a bastard, but he's a human being. I guess I couldn't feel for my family, so why should I feel for some shit head?
"Fine, I'll take it. Why won't you call the cops?"
She shoots me a toothy grin, her eyes flickering with a dark, demented energy that instilled a strange fear of her in me.
"We all have our secrets. Let's just say you and I are partners in crime."
She turns her nose up at the body, furrowing her brow.
"You might have to do something about…that, though."
She points to the bloodied body as she turns from me to walk away.

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

Okay! So

mr. dumbass jean on his first kill:
He only burned the body. He went to a forest some hundred miles away from where he lives, along with some coal, gasoline, and matches, and he burned the body. it took. several hours. while it was burning, he was digging a grave. the grave itself was approximately 5-6 feet deep. he was exhausted. he went home and was very traumatized. he still had to clean his car, shower several times, clean his car again bc can he still smell it?? then cleaned his ca-

Mr. ok maybe i should be more effective jean on his next couple of kills:
He drained the body of the fluids then he burns the body's hands and feet to avoid fingerprints! then he takes it to a new forest every time (he travels a lot he doesn't rlly care he's got tons of money anyway so gas money doesn't matter and he could easily get a new car) and burns the body (he burns the hands and feet before hand for two reasons: if the body is discovered, there are no fingerprints and two: he believes it'll burn even more so while the rest of the body is burning, making it impossible to recover the fingerprints) and while it's burning he digs a 6 foot grave

Mr. Getting More Professional About This
He drains the fluids, then destroys teeth, finger and toeprints, and any attainable DNA (basically he burns the body) then drives it to another forest, with a pre-dug grave (up to 10 feet, but it varies between 7-10) and dumps the burnt body there. then he tosses a dead animal (most commonly it's roadkill) at about 5-6 feet above the body to turn up as a false positive if any nosy (hah) dogs sniff up the grave!

By the time he teams up with Anubis, Jean's default method of disposing of the body is the Third one i described. However! If his client specifies they want the body disposed a different way, (and if they agree to bump up the payment), then that's what Jean will do.

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

ok guys i've got 3 AU ideas on my scratchpad which one should i write

  1. Murder House Next Chapter
  2. A Recent AU but from the other's perspective
  3. Chaotic Wholesome AU

i swear if the three of u each choose a different one i'm going to cry