HAPPY FRICKING BIRTHDAY EV

YOU'RE FRICKING 16 YOU FRICKING OLDIE

HAPPY FRICKING BIRTHDAY EV

YOU'RE FRICKING 16 YOU FRICKING OLDIE

I AM YOUR MOTHER DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME OLD!

HAPPY FRICKING BIRTHDAY EV

YOU'RE FRICKING 16 YOU FRICKING OLDIE

I AM YOUR MOTHER DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME OLD!

I'M A FETUS COMPARED TO ALL OF YOU I CAN DO WHAT I W A N T

WELCOME TO THE CLUB EV

ooooh I'm home alone and I hear some spoopy noises huhuhu

Oh, that's terrifying <3 it's gonna be okay, you're just freaking yourself out

tbh I'm not scared like come at me s a t a n

^^^^^^
Pickles is right

I'll fight whatever it is

and I'll w i n

Come at me coward

You won't

_{Okay there's knocking}

Miri your mother is a Wiccan(who sort of talks to ghosts) wish I was there to like tell them to back off. I suggest loud noises and screaming. Bang some pots and pans together and tell em to screw off. Play loud music. turn on lights. Make yourself bright and comfortable. Do anything.

-hugs ev and gives her a stuffed animal of pure fluffiness- here happy early birthday

STUFFIE! THANK YOU! -hugs-

you're welcome -hugs back and pulls out a giant bag of candy- TaDa!

steals candy and runs away

PICKLES! gets up and runs after her

locks self in cabinet I LIKE CANDY OKAY

Yoyoyo my dudes my mom left for the day to go to a wedding which means other than my brother, I'M ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I really need to work on my homework but I'd rather paint this mason jar like a pumpkin so homework can wait

I'm also home alone moony

Yayyyyyyyyyyy, home alone club!!

I really need to work on my homework but I'd rather paint this mason jar like a pumpkin so homework can wait

M O O D

I really need to work on my homework but I'd rather paint this mason jar like a pumpkin so homework can wait

M O O D

BIG MOOD

Mason jar is done. Not the best, but it's done. Idk where to put it though