No one:
Nothing:
Literally nothing is happening:
Me: Zooms across the house and tackles a willing victim in a hug
Listen man, I am a mess who just loves their friends.
Also, I get very little sleep and have zero impulse control, so hugs!!!!
I am the epitome of a caffinated squirell but I don't drink caffine except for in sodas!!!
Also, for those of you who like to tickle people: Don't touch me. I will kick you and it will hurt and I won't be sorry when you complain.
^^^^^^
hug list≠tickle list. There is no tickle list. If you try, I will hate you
I'm cool with hugs after you gain my trust. I can be very intimate and cuddly with friends, and want to be, but strictly after you gain my trust. If I get touched before so, I might freak out.
I think tickles are kind of weird. I never had the proper reaction to them. Instead of laughing, I'd just scream.
Tickle me and I will find something to stab you with!
It's starteling…
Also, sorry if I'm coming off as very, very, very strong I'm just excited that you guys, people I admire, are even thinking of living with me!
It makes me happy and now I wanna cook and I will be an Italian Grandmother because I know some of you don't eat as much as you should and we will find some foods you like and you will be full!!!
I feel the need to say please don't be offended if I don't want to hug you, it doesn't mean I like you less
Tickle me and I will find something to stab you with!
It's starteling…
Also, sorry if I'm coming off as very, very, very strong I'm just excited that you guys, people I admire, are even thinking of living with me!
It makes me happy and now I wanna cook and I will be an Italian Grandmother because I know some of you don't eat as much as you should and we will find some foods you like and you will be full!!!
Good luck with that as I refuse to eat fruit and my diet mainly consists of sugar, dairy, and meat
That's okay! Have you tried dry strawberries, they're really yummy!!
I have not but there's a good chance my family will buy them at some point so I guess I can when they finally do that.
They're awesome!
I guess I'm kinda funky since my diet is mostly bannanans, but shrug
As someone who hates strawberries, freeze dried strawberries are decent
I feel like we should have a "__ days since our last ___" sign
Idk if it would be our last accident or something else, but I think that would be funny
I won't be getting y'all gifts. Nothing personal, but it's a hassle and unless I think of something I'm not racking my brains for something meaningful. However, if you get me something there's a decent chance I'll cherish it forever as a sign of your affection.
I feel like we should have a "__ days since our last ___" sign
Idk if it would be our last accident or something else, but I think that would be funny
I'll have my own personal one saying __ days since my last breakdown about eating a food I don't like
Or maybe __ days since my last breakdown that led to cutting my hair
Just go book shopping with me and help me pay for them.
We can pool our books into a massive library!!! As long as you don't damage them >:(
___ Days since Reed set something on fire
(This is a joke I do know how to be safe with fire it's just fun)
If I’m on any sort of hug lists, you’re getting a hug every day
Before this whole quarantine thing, I used to get/give a minimum of seven hugs a day
___ Days since Reed set something on fire
(This is a joke I do know how to be safe with fire it's just fun)
__ days since Kie helped Reed set something on fire
___ Days since Reed brought back another book
SPEAKING OF FIRE can I please get one of those air fresheners that spray every hour, and put a lit candle in front of it? That way every hour the spray will ignite and look like a stream of fire??? Please?
.. we can dress up the contraction in a dragon thing…
__ days since Pickles broke a pair of earbuds
__ days since Pickles went to the dollar store