forum Watermelon

Started July 03, 2018 by @Crisis

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@ThatBackgroundSlytherin, Sly, can I adopt the kids too? They need help
this in no way implies a romantic relationship
they just need a mom, I decided that

Wait wat did I do that makes me need a mom?

I don't need help I'm stable

chokes on air yes very stable I don’t need a mom

you didn't know where santa fe was

Yeet

I'm the mom friend in my group 75% of the time
time to bring my talents to notebook.ai
anybody need snacks?

Hey at least I knew Santa Fe wasn't where santa lived, that's what my 16 year old babysitter when I was six thought it was

And yes snacks sound wonderful

😂

great I have homemade cookies
would you like butterscotch chip, oatmeal raisin, or chocolate chip

Chocolate chip please

Here you go!!! hands you two choco chip cookies

I have raisins I'm trying to feed to birds but whenever they come near me and I move to grab the raisins they fly away

accepts cookies thank

I have raisins I'm trying to feed to birds but whenever they come near me and I move to grab the raisins they fly away

nice

They are cute birds
There's a small black bird
There a bird with a round body and brown wings with white and black specks
I LOVE ALL DA BIRDS

birb

Holy hell im at the pool and my dads on his way he said he's gonna come wearing a speedo
I swear to Lucifer if he shows up in a speedo I'm going to die underneath the picnic table

That was weird sorry

Good news I don't have to die under the picnic table

Thank goodness.

That's v good
If one of my kids died on my first day being a mom, I'd be a terrible mom

That wouldn't be good. You're a great mom!