"I can show you the world!" "I wish I had a boyfriend."
"Did you do your homework?" Mockingly "Did you do your homework?" "Watch your mouth!" Literally watches mouth "Did you do your homework?"
"Oh I like your accent, where you from?" "I'm Liberian." "Oh my bad–whispers–I like your accent, where you from?"
Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients like zero grams of trans fat, and OmG cHoLeStOrOl.
"I have a question, is Wendy working today?" "Bruh you didn't roll your window down."
"Is Wendy working today?" "I think they're closed." "Yeah me too."
"Hey is Wendy working today?" "Dude I think we're at Taco Bell." "What? How?!"
"Cow says mooo. Butterflies don't say nothin'. The pig says you have the right to remain silent."
Screams really high pitched "YoU BeTTeR StOP!"
"I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger!"
"i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag" "oH yOu SPILLED woWoWOOWOO LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG-"
"Later mom. What's up? Me and my boys are gonna see uncle Kracker-"
"GIVE MY HAT BACK JORDAN. DO YOU WANNA SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO?"
"Here at Toddleberry Farms we ask you not to dive in the toilets. We know its tempting ahahahaha. But three people have already drowned."
"They say 'Aye Savage why you got a twelve car garage when you only got' guy turns around, rips off glasses and puts another pair of the same glasses on !15 CARS CAUSE WE ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCKSTARS AND LIVE IN-"
"If I had a penny for every time I wasn't cool pulls camera closer to face I'd have no pennies,"
Two bros chillin' in a hot-tub, five feet apart because they're not gay!
JOHN CENA!!
"I want ma berries. But I can't find ma berries. But I found this licks fruit.
"Hey guys look! Berries!"
"Hanging on tree shaking it AhaAahaAaaha!*
Two bros dancin' in a hot club. 0 feet apart 'cause they REAL gay!
Two bros chillin' in a hot-tub, five feet apart because they're not gay!
JOHN CENA!!
dun, dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuuun, dun, dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
"you better start running…… FOOOOOOR presidents because I'd support you no matter what! hahahahaha Lincoln"
Teacher: Did everyone get their five hundred dollar text books?
Class: Yes…
Teacher: Turn to chapter seven and start reading.
Class: The first-
Teacher: Great! Now you don't need them for the rest of the year!
students push their books off the desk angrily
Student: Oh that makes sense.
"Story time! films a man running
No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demon, but he would not let his soul be taken today!"
running man throws his hands in the air and screams
"Hey Squidward! Squidward! Squidward dabs. Turns and starts waving to children
'hey i'm lesbian' 'i thought you were american'
wElL wHeN lIfE gIvEs YoU lEmOnS
Road work ahead? Uh…yeah I sure hope it does!
She showers with Pantene….BUT I GOT WATER MELONE TO KEEP ME CLEAN!
He struggles to lift the weight,… But I got WATERMELONE TO KEEP ME IN SHAPE!!!
They almost drowned when they went boating…BUT I GOT WATERMELONE TO KEEP ME FLOATING!
They got helmets on their heads…. BUT I GOT A WATERMELONE INSTEAD.
She uses Pantene… BUT I GOT A WATERMELONE TO KEEP ME CLEAN!
PATRICIA!!!
pulls into drive thru "What do you want?" "I want to f***** die." "Same."
I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing… bUT YA DIDN’T.