forum Vines!!

Started April 24, 2018 by @MalevolenceIsKey

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OMG THE I'M A GIRAFFE KILLS ME EVERY TIME

I know right?! It's probably one of my favorite vines, lol

“Dad I can’t breathe.” “Back in the day we didn’t have air. We couldn’t breathe.”

“I’m done.” “Finish that plate!” holds up empty plate “What is there to finish!” “That plate!” “That… what?” “Eat that plate.”

Gurl come check out the ramen noodle exhibit. You know thATS YO FAVOURITE. bE CAREFUL CHIRREN DATS A LOTTA SOdium

"You can't sit with us" "Actually Megan, I can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids."
"I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my a**"
"If your name is Junior, and you're really handsome, come on raise your hand!" sassily raises hand

"Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE"

Drivers were warmed to stay off the roads unless absolutely necessary. “I wanted donuts.”

lol, I love that one

"Road work ahead? Well I sure hope it does!"

and his name is JOHN CENA! plays theme song with his nose on recorders

This is the best thing on notebook.ai

GOOD CREDIT? BAD CREDIT? NO CREDIT? NO PROBLEM! ARE YOU DEAD? F*** IT! GHOST CREDIT!
I'm gonna get a Subaru!

I'm disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?
crawls into washing machine

"Country boi, I love yoouuuu" raises eyebrows and sticks tongue out

Doooooon This for the A Doooon "SHAWTY I DON'T. MIND"

"We actually have the chip reader now."
"Hmm. Oh yeah?" Holds up tortillla chip
"Oh it's not gonna work with that kinda-"
DoOOonn dooooOON DoOOon"Transaction completed"

Tired of Tupperware?
"You got that right."
Tired of reading?
"Not really…."
TIRED OF SLEEPING?
"Leave me alone!"

"In every group of friends, there's the dumb one…" (everyone points at the one guy) "REALLY"

"This b- empty! YEET!"

"A potato flew around my room before you came" potato rockets around room at high speeds, everyone screams

Oh wait, we forgot "You're my dad! Boogie-woogie-woogie!"

"Help someone's been shot at our prom!"
"Now, now, there's no need to panic at the disco." music plays

"Hey ask me what kind of tree I have"
"No"
"ask me what kind of tree I have"
"No"
"Ask me what kind of tree I have"
"Fine what kind of tree-"
"ITS A CHRIS PINE>"

"Marlene, your speech was so good."
"ohitwasn'teventthathard it was just improv and-"
"OH MY GOD WHY CAN YOU JUST TAKE A FREAKING COMPLIMEEEEEENT"

"Uh, so basically what I was thinking was-"
punch
"-Oh f— I can't believe you done this!"