forum Vines!!

Started April 24, 2018 by @MalevolenceIsKey

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I wanna be a cowwwwbbbooooyyyyy baaabbyyyyyy

"Hey, I have 69 cents"
"Aayy ya know what that means?"
"I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR CHICKEN NUGGET!"

"SO I AM CONFUSHION! WHY IS THIS ONE KANSAS, BUT THIS IS NOT ARRRR-KANSAS! eXPLAIN AMERICA!!! WHAT IS ARKANSAS???"

"Woah!! Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla!"
"I though you were bae. Psh, turns out you're just fam." "Bro" "🤟"
"Hey cut the music, cut the music. Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and now my sock is wet who the f- wanna die?"
"I think I know more about American girl dolls then you do genius."
"Yeah!" "That was legitness." "Yeah It was!"
"Hey I'm lesbian." "I though you were American?"
"I mean four female ghost busters? The Feminists are taking over!" i'm and adult virgin
"I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get?" (slowly inserts self into dryer)

Sorry I love vines too much lol

“AHHH You almost made me drop my croissant!”
“Dad look, it’s the good kush!” “This is the dollar store, how good can it be.”
“Hey can you read this?” “Nope. Hi my name is Jared I’m 19 years old and I never fu***** learned how to read.”
“Mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!”
”Who’s the hottest Uber driver you’ve ever had?” “Um, I never went to ovoo javer.”
“Man, look at the buns on that guy!” “This is the comedy police that joke’s too funny.”
“Bring the beat in!” “Anything for you Beyoncé.”
“Hey how much did you pay for that taco?” “Ayy you know dis boys got his free taco-“
“Look at all those chickens!”
“wELl, wHeN LIfE giVEs yOU leMoNS!”

~walcome tu mayh keechen, wee ave bananies, and avocaudies~

"Oop sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich" "GO BACK TO SLEEP, AND STARVE"

"I'm a bad b*tch you cain't kill me!!!"
"I'm washin' me and my clothes"

"MHM. That is not correct. because according to the encyclopedia of abfbabakf a;v larjgaf a;ofb;oaeuf oav '"

"and they were roommates!" "oh my gawd they were roommates"

"Say it again" "no way jose?" "THAT. THAT RIGHT THERE WHO THE FUCK IS JOSE" "Babe it's just a sayin-" (andale~) "WHO THE FUCK IS HE"

“IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD!! IT’S A BANANANA, NEXT TO A BANANANA!!!”

Bonus: “IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD! IT’S WATERMELON, INSIDE OF A WATERMELON!”

OMIGOD I WAS JUST SAYING THE ROOMATE ONE TO MY FRIEND TODAY

"so you're a vegan huh" "yeah?" "you can't really be vegan" "what" "you eat spiders. in your sleep everyone eats spiders"

"I saw you hanging out with Kaitlyn yesterday!" Rebecca its not what you think!" "I wont hesitate, b*tch!"

I DON’T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y’ALL, Y’ALL NOT GON’ GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME!

"it is Wednesday, my dudes. aaaAAHHHHH"

How could I forget that one

oh my god same, it's a legendary vine and all

"So I saw you hanging it out with beth" "y'know yeah I was" "OH. mhm. i love beth" "you??? hate beth" "YEAH NO SHIT. HONEY"

"Chris! Is that a weed?!?" "No this is-" "I'm calling the police!" "911 whats your emergency."
"Mary, is that a police!?! I'm calling the weed!" "420 watcha smokin'?"
"I saw you hanging out with Katelyn yesterday" "R-Rebecca, its not what you think!" "I wont hesitate b–" Pew
"I'm in me moms car, broom broom." "Get out me car!" "aww."
"I want a church girl to go to church and rEAd er BibLE"
"Why da f*** you lyin? Why you always lyin? mmmMMM oh my gawd, stop f—— lyin"

Ahh fricky i'm too late with some of them

AHAHHA the church girl one kills me every time omg
"now we add two shots of vodka…"
"miss Keisha? Miss Keisha???… oh my f—-ng god she's f—ng dead"

"We're all children of JESUS. Kumbaya, my lord"

"Alright time for rollcall" (looks at list, confused) "uhm, Shithead?" "ITS SHATHEED"