“I love you, b**. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, b____”

“HAHAHAHAHA RYYAANN!”

"it's crism. merry chrisis. happy crisum. merry Chrysler"

Dude yes ryan is a great one, always makes me giggle

XDDD

ADAM

NOOO I FORGOT THAT ONE

What the f***, Richard?

"Hi welcome to chillis"

“Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He is a coward, and I am not a coward!”

Guys how are we fogetting…
"Guys! Come to Dell Taco, they got a new thing called.. Fre- fre sh a vaca do!"

omg fre sh a vaca do how did I forget it

"so basically. what i was thinking- AW FUCK, i can't believe you done this >:( "

"Its an avocado! Thanks."

“I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF iridocyclitis.”

"DON'T F*CK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! HAAAAAAAAA"

"Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope It does."

(To the tune of Gwen Stefani's "Sweet Escape") "cause I've been TOTILLI TOTILLI TOTILLI TOTILLI-"

“CAN I GET WAFFLE? CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?!”

"Wait a second.. Who are you?"

oH MY GOD WE FORGOT "two bros chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!"

OH NO HOW CAN WE FORGET THAT

oH MY GOD WE FORGOT "two bros chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!"

OMG DUH MY FAVORITE

"Daddy?" "Do I look like-?"

shdhehghghgh I love that one also "in tears I gotta take a nap now"