forum Vines!!

Started April 24, 2018 by @MalevolenceIsKey

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casually skates down ramp "Good evening"

OH MY GOD YES

"The f–? The f—? The f— is in the air? The f—? Theirs white shi- everywhere!"

"has anyone ever told you you look like beyonce?" "nah they usually tell me I look like shalissa" "who the f— is that?" "me n—-"

YES THE SNOWING WHITE SHI-!

SHALISSA

"HuzZZH!" "I-Is that real?"
"Hurry up we're gonna be late for school." "Dude chill, I don't know why you're in such a Big Time Rush." Woah Oh Oh OHhhhhhh
"AH!" "I'll Kill you. I'll kill you. I'm not even worried about it."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!!" "… I can't swim"
"Oh my goi… Gurl come see this, they got a Ramon noodle exhibit. You know that's your favorite. BE CAREFUL CHILDREN! THATS A LOT OF SODIUM!"

Just gonna randomly jump in!
“THIS IS RACIST!!! WHY DID THE CHOCOLATE BUNNY MELT FASTER THAN THE WHITE CHOCOLATE BUNNY!!!”
“I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself.”
“Mommy! Look at all them chickens.”

killer enters the house “Red Robin!” “Yum!” screams

"don't tell your mother :) " "kiss one another ;) " "DIE FOR EACH OTHER" (falls back)

“That moment when you walk into a room and you don’t remember why.” gets stabbed <oh yeah, I was being chased by a serial killer!>

"Perhaps it is the context which words are spoken that give them the power or meaning. I LOVE YOU DOG!"
"OH GURL LET ME GIVE YOU A KISS, THAT IS GOOD! MWAH! That ones got it- WOAH!"
"You either buckle down and you your work or you're going to McDonalds." "We're going to Mcdonalds if I don't do my work?" "no.."
"So there I was, barbecue sauce all over my titties"
"i'm JOHN CENA"

"STOP B—- STOP YOU BETTER STOP AHHHHH"
"come get your dog!" "he don't bite" "b—- yeah he do!"

"So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party with a birthday gift?" "Happy birthday?"

"a potato flew around my room before you came" "AHHHHHHH"

"aw my gaw, aw my gaw he on x-games"

"AHHHH, AHHHHH!!" "Why are you running?!? WHY Are you running?!?"

"okay you can introduce yourself" "my name is Michael with a b and I've been afraid of insects my whole life…" "wait wait" "hmm?" "where's the bee?" "tHEere'S A beE?"

MICHAEL WITH A B I DIE evERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Is there anything better than p—y? yes a really good book" (fweeeeeee on the keyboard)

"My favorite screamo band is probably.. Big Time Rush" "Oh my gawd"

"what you say?" "I said whoever that paper, your mom's a hoe!"

"What kind of bulls–t?! ExciteMINT my a–!"

"Are you okay??" "Wazzup? Hey, hey, you wanna buy an omlet for five dollars?"
Lady bangs on the door, while opera singing
"Hey mailman, what do ya got?" "Just this letter!" "Aah" Aah" "Dear Jonathan, I don't love you anymore"

"Everybody say Colorado!" "I'M A GIRAFFE!!"
"Kevin, hey Kevin, watch the lamp" smashes lamp
"Hi" "Okay"