I was over at my cousins house taking a straighter that they didn't want anymore and this is the first time any of them have seen my hair (I know I talk about it a lot, I'm sorry) And the cousin closest to my age pulled me aside and said in the rudest tone "You know people who change something about them, whether it's their hair or they add more holes to their body hate themselves right? Like once they admitted they are depressed, they change something about them as a badge to show the world" And I hate this cousin. She is seen as the golden child but is rude as heck. I looked her in the eyes and said" Well that ship has sailed, so shut up"
Dude what the hell, she sounds terrible
Lmao earlier today my brother and I were singing "our yard is a lake" to the tune of the USSR anthem
Lmao earlier today my brother and I were singing "our yard is a lake" to the tune of the USSR anthem
Feel like I should clarify, we've been getting an ass ton of rain and our front yard is completely flooded.
Like an American trying to speak Russian
Comrade.
Wheeze yES
VODKA
This brought to mind "vodka comrades" and now I'm just picturing drinking buddies being drunk and pretending to know Russian. Thank you
Like an American trying to speak Russian
Comrade.
Wheeze yES
VODKA
This brought to mind "vodka comrades" and now I'm just picturing drinking buddies being drunk and pretending to know Russian. Thank you
Excuse you, these are my weekend plans.
I don’t remember what video I watched with the vOdka biTch thing at the beginning but i was referencing it
probably Sad Milk cause my loneliness has reached such a point where my joys can only be obtained from watching a bunch of slightly twisted but likable idiots react to memes over discord call
how dare they corrupt you
Tbh it also made me think of the "Can I have a sip of your water" "It's not water" "Ah vodka I like your style" "It's vinegar" "What" "It's vinegar. P*ssy" vine
how dare they corrupt you
^^^ Whoever it was, they best believe this is coming for them.
Zach I'm crying make it go away
found it
only the first 30 seconds are relevant tho