Ay yo binder-wearing peeps, this is your reminder to stretch dammit.
Stay safe yall <3
Note: I say this as a reminder to myself too. I forgot to stretch yesterday so now my back is killing me. It feels like I shot a bow when I haven't practiced in years. I feel like an old man.
Don't be like me, kids.
Oooof that's the worst
You are an old man, though
fair
Not as old as Dom though. That man is ancient.
You are an old man, though
fair
Not as old as Dom though. That man is ancient.
I hope one day I can live to be as old as him.
You are an old man, though
fair
Not as old as Dom though. That man is ancient.I hope one day I can live to be as old as him.
Only time will tell.
If you get as old as him and turn into a dragon, can I eat your heart too?
If you get as old as him and turn into a dragon, can I eat your heart too?
No, I want to donate it to non-nefarious science
Hey, for me it's first come first serve. You find my body first? Congrats, it's yours since I'm clearly not using it anymore at that point.
If you get as old as him and turn into a dragon, can I eat your heart too?
No, I want to donate it to non-nefarious science
Good luck mailing yourself to Jynnie lmao.
you can eat mine
all the memories left are just song quotes, some tom and jerry, and like 3 hiragana, but it’ll probably taste pretty well seasoned considering how fecking salty i can be
Human flesh is natural high in salt..
If you get as old as him and turn into a dragon, can I eat your heart too?
No, I want to donate it to non-nefarious science
Good luck mailing yourself to Jynnie lmao.
Thank you, but by the time I'm Dom's age, I'll hopefully be in Wisconsin, so it'll be easier
If you get as old as him and turn into a dragon, can I eat your heart too?
No, I want to donate it to non-nefarious science
Good luck mailing yourself to Jynnie lmao.
Thank you, but by the time I'm Dom's age, I'll hopefully be in Wisconsin, so it'll be easier
Ah, true. I didn't take that into account.
you can eat mine
all the memories left are just song quotes, some tom and jerry, and like 3 hiragana, but it’ll probably taste pretty well seasoned considering how fecking salty i can be
I wouldn't describe you as salty
Human flesh is natural high in salt..
I thought human flesh was bitter and it's one of the reasons we don't get eaten more. Sharks only take one bite then leave because we're disgusting
Human flesh is natural high in salt..
Ah good, more addition to my goal of getting sodium poisioning
Human flesh is natural high in salt..
I thought human flesh was bitter and it's one of the reasons we don't get eaten more. Sharks only take one bite then leave because we're disgusting
We have a very similar taste to gammon
Okay, who wants my heart? It's kinda useless, so I'm giving it away. It'll probably be hella salty, but if you're not looking for cuisine or if you like really salty things, it's for you.
Okay, who wants my heart? It's kinda useless, so I'm giving it away. It'll probably be hella salty, but if you're not looking for cuisine or if you like really salty things, it's for you.
Me
I want it
Okay, who wants my heart? It's kinda useless, so I'm giving it away. It'll probably be hella salty, but if you're not looking for cuisine or if you like really salty things, it's for you.
ME!
I claim it right now!
Okay, who wants my heart? It's kinda useless, so I'm giving it away. It'll probably be hella salty, but if you're not looking for cuisine or if you like really salty things, it's for you.
ME!
I claim it right now!
Too late. I already called it.
You fools, I will collect all the hearts.
I want the memories.
I'll sit on a hoard of slowly decaying human and dragon hearts.
I just want a heart.. I can’t take my own heart out of my chest. I need someone else’s!
You fools, I will collect all the hearts.
I want the memories.
I'll sit on a hoard of slowly decaying human and dragon hearts.
I'm not sure you'd want my memories. They're pretty… terrible.
I just want a heart.. I can’t take my own heart out of my chest. I need someone else’s!
I can split mine in half and you can do the same
we can have a switch!
I just want a heart.. I can’t take my own heart out of my chest. I need someone else’s!
I can split mine in half and you can do the same
we can have a switch!
Hey Eva I found us a thing to do-