tell satan if he wants to come then he better bring everything that i left at his place last time i was over (including my will to live)

tell satan if he wants to come then he better bring everything that i left at his place last time i was over (including my will to live)

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this thread be like

I need that mug

Also I have a fever so wish me luck I'll make pride cupcakes when I recover

Yoooo I saw that mug! There's also one that says "nobody knows I'm gay"

My sister told me about how one time, she wore a shirt that says "straight outta the closet" in the girls' locker room of her school and made over half the people in there uncomfortable as hell. And then when they were all shuffling away from her and calling her a pervert, she said "bitch please, just because I'm a lesbian, doesn't mean I'm attracted to every girl I see. Besides, you ain't too good lookin', hun."

Your sister's awesome.

Kinda.

Xander will you marry me

Damn, at least take me out first.
But yeah, I will

Xander will you marry me

Damn, at least take me out first.
But yeah, I will

I would like you all to meet my wife

👌

👍

Xander will you marry me

Damn, at least take me out first.
But yeah, I will

I would like you all to meet my wife

Hi guys, I've been snatched by the lovely and beautiful Mir.

…I guess you could say we're

mir-ied

Xander will you marry me

Damn, at least take me out first.
But yeah, I will

I would like you all to meet my wife

Hi guys, I've been snatched by the lovely and beautiful Mir.

…I guess you could say we're

mir-ied

AH NOW I LOVE YOU 1928308% MORE

this is so cute

Xander will you marry me

Damn, at least take me out first.
But yeah, I will

I would like you all to meet my wife

Hi guys, I've been snatched by the lovely and beautiful Mir.

…I guess you could say we're

mir-ied

AH NOW I LOVE YOU 1928308% MORE

<3 <3 <3 sending my love back to you

Today's aesthetic: Skinny jeans. Black t-shirt. Leather jacket. Eyeliner. NEON BLUE HAIR.

So anyways it's snowing out and I took a walk around the block barefoot and nobody even questioned me because welcome to the North

That’s a mood and a half, I remember doing that when I lived in the north 😂

awwww

my dad bought two axe dry deodorants(not the gross spray ones,t he stick ones) and i used one of them because i Can
i smell like boy now :D

Boys can smell like anything

Boys can smell like anything

You’re not wrong