@SaltyLasagna
nah, I'm good but thanks
nah, I'm good but thanks
OK.
sends comfort food and a bathrobe
Here is a picture of my sleepy Oreo
He hopes you get better.
nah, I'm good but thanks
You sure, I got a shit ton of shoes I could send to hit both of them.
Wedge high heels do a bunch of damage.
awww thank you
I had a dog named Oreo… I miss her sm
also I have good news today too, there was a certain medication I couldn't take until today, but now that I'm taking it I should be able to eliminate a few problems I've been dealing with
nah, I'm good but thanks
You sure, I got a shit ton of shoes I could send to hit both of them.
Wedge high heels do a bunch of damage.
can you please mail me some so I can throw them at my sister
Nice!
awww thank you
I had a dog named Oreo… I miss her sm
also I have good news today too, there was a certain medication I couldn't take until today, but now that I'm taking it I should be able to eliminate a few problems I've been dealing with
I'm so happy for you my darling! Awesome!
nah, I'm good but thanks
You sure, I got a shit ton of shoes I could send to hit both of them.
Wedge high heels do a bunch of damage.can you please mail me some so I can throw them at my sister
Lol, send me the address of the closest post office, I have some old shoes I can send for that.
I'm not even kidding, I have a lot of deadly looking shoes.
awww thank you
I had a dog named Oreo… I miss her sm
also I have good news today too, there was a certain medication I couldn't take until today, but now that I'm taking it I should be able to eliminate a few problems I've been dealing withI'm so happy for you my darling! Awesome!
thanks lol. It should take care of a lot of stomach pain
nah, I'm good but thanks
You sure, I got a shit ton of shoes I could send to hit both of them.
Wedge high heels do a bunch of damage.can you please mail me some so I can throw them at my sister
Lol, send me the address of the closest post office, I have some old shoes I can send for that.
I'm not even kidding, I have a lot of deadly looking shoes.
lmaoooooo
nah, I'm good but thanks
You sure, I got a shit ton of shoes I could send to hit both of them.
Wedge high heels do a bunch of damage.can you please mail me some so I can throw them at my sister
Lol, send me the address of the closest post office, I have some old shoes I can send for that.
I'm not even kidding, I have a lot of deadly looking shoes.lmaoooooo
Anyhow!
I wasn't kidding, unless my parents see this
Then I'm totally kidding.
nah, I'm good but thanks
You sure, I got a shit ton of shoes I could send to hit both of them.
Wedge high heels do a bunch of damage.can you please mail me some so I can throw them at my sister
Lol, send me the address of the closest post office, I have some old shoes I can send for that.
I'm not even kidding, I have a lot of deadly looking shoes.lmaoooooo
Anyhow!
I wasn't kidding, unless my parents see this
Then I'm totally kidding.
lmaoooooo
I wish I could actually hit my sister with shoes but she's 9 and the last time I got mad at her I tried to pin her down just to piss her off and my dad beat me with a stick (jk it was just a roll of cardboard it didn't hurt)
Then don't hit her, just prank her by buying tiny hippos toys and placing them in random spots.
it's really stupid but yesterday I was having a private conversation with my dad, I was telling him about my day and how stressed I was, and I mentioned that my grandma had taken potatoes into her room and then brought them all back and I thought it was weird
so fast forward to this morning, my grandma is super snappy with me and keeps yelling at me for no reason. Then she says "why did you tell your dad that I stole all of your potatoes?" and I was just like ????????? I never said that?????? and there was no way she could've heard me talking to him about the potatoes anyway??????
it turns out that my sister was listening to me and my dad's entire conversation, and that she told my grandma I stole potatoes when I never. Fucking. Said that.
My sister probably misunderstood me, but that doesn't matter, because she should have the decency to not listen to other people's private conversations and then tell people what was said and twist their words. I tried to tell my sister that it was wrong of her to do that and then my grandma started yelling at me, saying I can't yell at my sister for telling the truth, and then told me to get the hell out of her room.
So yeah I just woke up and my day is already fucked.
I relate to this on so many levels. My brother is the same way. He’s such an asshole! And the worst part is he’s 13!
Then don't hit her, just prank her by buying tiny hippos toys and placing them in random spots.
YES
I CAN PRANK HER
I'M GONNA PRANK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT EVIL CHILD
Then don't hit her, just prank her by buying tiny hippos toys and placing them in random spots.
YES
I CAN PRANK HER
I'M GONNA PRANK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT EVIL CHILD
Good job.
Thumbs up
I relate to this on so many levels. My brother is the same way. He’s such an asshole! And the worst part is he’s 13!
lol yeah siblings can be the worst
I relate to this on so many levels. My brother is the same way. He’s such an asshole! And the worst part is he’s 13!
lol yeah siblings can be the worst
Especially when one of them is a selfish 20 year old bitch that should have moved out a long time ago.
oh damn
I'm the black sheep. In my family…
What does that mean
sorry I'm a dumbass lmao
It means I'm the special snowflake…
(I don't mean that offensively, just so you know… I know it's been used in bad ways…)
oh okay I see what you mean
I'm not exactly the abnormal one of the family… I'm the one that people expect the most from though, and I kinda hate it
I'm an only child…
So most of the focus is on me…
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