My best friend has chickens and one of them has a thing that makes her feathers grow backwards so she is Ultimate Fluff

her name is nelly

awWWWH fluffy girl

fluffy egg machine

give us the eggs, o egg machine

carpeted eggs

I have been bullied by too many chickens and a calf I hate them all

*ate them all

I mean, that too–

THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT BIRBS ARE NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, FOOD

chickens are birbs too

idk chickens are like,,,diet birb
can't fly, can be eaten, prey animals
diet birb

So penguins are fair game under that logic

okay but there's two types of chimkens
the ones on the farms that are there for the eggs
THEY ARE NOT FOOD
I REPEAT
THEY ARE NOT FOOD

….and then there are the mass-produced chickens, for the sole purpose of food
those are food
none others

and penguins
are
not
food

WAIT CHIMKEN TALK
SHOW ME ALL YOUR CHIMKENS
OR YOUR FRIENDS
OR NEIGHBORS
IDC WHOSE CHIMKEN IT IS
GIMME THE PICTURES

c h i k e n s :DDD
i have chickens somewhere but i can't get pictures rn cause late

I'd just like to tell everyone that the shop owner from Frozen is gay

Idk how I missed this the first time, but when he mentions his family in the sauna, it shows his husband and kids

fvfvgfgvfvgfgvgvf

That has to be like the greatest thing I've read/seen

So, the shop owner and the man who plays Kristoff are gay
N O I C E

Hey, would y'all mind using they/them pronouns for me, at least for now?

Sure thing, Bec

Thank you! <3

One of my friends from class showed me a photo of their chicken in a harness cause he would take his chicken on walks everyday and I just need to spread the knowledge that chicken harnesses exist

:o that's so cute

Omg chicken harnesses?? :0

Yeah! I don't know how to send photos but if you just look up chicken harness there are many cute chickies in harnesses

This?

Nice!! Also you can send pictures by uploading them to google drive and then pasting that link here. (Or at least that’s how I do it lol)

:O THEYRE BEAUTIFUL

Yeah that!! Also thanks for the tip Max

there is this fucking hot girl in my maths class. she is called storm <3
she hates meeee <3 <3

This?

JKLSDFKSDFLDFSLJKDSFKJL CHIMKENNNNNNNNNNNN~

Haha it's 2:43 and I have to get up before 8 tomorrow.
I slept almost all day, had to take off work bc my depression and sleep disorder were doing a number on me. And here we are. Sleepy, but can't sleep.

i just read that entire conversation about birbs and now birbs are the only thing i can think about
thanks guys

ok