(wearing a black and red corset with a black leather skirt and black fishnet stockings with combat boots) i emulate concentrated fruit juices
god i love the sweet taste of POISON. i love to POISON myself and kinkshame nge
Is this My Immortal?
(wearing a black and red corset with a black leather skirt and black fishnet stockings with combat boots) i emulate concentrated fruit juices
god i love the sweet taste of POISON. i love to POISON myself and kinkshame ngeIs this My Immortal?
jbuyvyuvu
"i might bite you but its worth it to be in my presence … like yeah u might get chomped but its worth it to hang out with me + reject the agenda of worm hell"
"do you think shrek would sell reddit"
"i saw a bird once and you can't tell me they dont flirt with birds"
"sees another human being befriend bad things"
"im trapped in a babies r us right now which is substantially worse than a toys r us. i havent seen daylight for months and i cannot escape. please rescue me from baby hell so i can once again celebrate space"
"(sighing sadly) i dont accuse me of betraying my ass?"
"i love to sin and trust genders"|
"i didnt know it was illegal to be chicken nuggets?"
"This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you understand hell"
"the lyrics are: because you know im all about that bass/bout that bass/ attack trash"
"i only use the 'bleeding cowboys' font because i engage in heated debate with taylor swift"
""i might bite you but its worth it to be in my presence … like yeah u might get chomped but its worth it to hang out with me + romanticize hell"
"team beck or team beyonce? im team pretend to be amethyst"
"(flopping around on the mossy forest floor) i dont sell crime"
"my favorite panic at the disco song is: check out transtrenders"
"we… are the crystal gems! well always save the day! and if you think we cant… we will create reddit"
"lets get down to business to savor the rapturous caress of my birth"
im sweating. im glistening. im laying on the floor ready to serenade transtrenders
im sweating. im glistening. im laying on the floor ready to serenade transtrenders
XFBDXDTFRNF
"what could be better? the warm sand of the beach… the nice cool ocean water… the ability to battle my problems"
"all proceeds from this bake sale will go toward my efforts to endorse my fursona" (yes)
"im horrible. im terrible. i battle bad things" (AKA myself)
"tbh i dont actually check out stuff"
"the gays dont accept my support but i literally bought a rainbow packpack. i also be sad and desire my vast cache of ketchup packets"
"welcome to the potion store. this potion allows you to prepare for shrimp"
"i think we take it for granted that i declare war against poop emoji"
"i must love lizards?"
"i think we take it for granted that i pretend to like humans"
"i guess its irresponsible that i use all of my money to set fire to blood"
we need to start a fundraiser in order to release memes
truscum voice: i hate when people go on a date with memes
welcome to the potion store. this potion allows you to attack bad things
watch as i meet light yagami
“ im gay for anyone who can descend into knives”
“ what could be better? the warm sand of the beach… the nice cool ocean water… the ability to expect good things out of brumbpo tungus”
“ sees another human being time to kinkshame late capitalism”
“ (sighing sadly) i buy communism”
I'm glad this is alive again.
"(leading u on a secluded path thru the woods) yeah i guess you could say i work on my new book about the cis"
"like this post if you discuss marx"
"im not a person. im a bunch of legos and i be as beautiful as life?"
"im not a person. im a bunch of legos and i be as beautiful as life?"
Me after spending all weekend sorting legos in the basement
lolll
(It's been a while since this has been bumped, but I was curious so) I celebrate space, my new album is called: discuss fire, back in my scene days I tried To gain werewolves
"˙ ͜>˙ run away from dragons "
"imagine your otp preparing to go on a date with transtrenders "
"for just 5 easy payments of 9.99 you can fear 20 eagles"
I can do that for free
"a dating show like the bachelor but for possums looking to kinkshame the swamp"
So Shrek but kinky?
"i am a fox. i break into the farmers chicken coop. i pray to bitcoins"
Oh hi Nich, hello
"a little known fact is that there is a worm version of every holiday. for example on worm valentines day we celebrate worm love and call me 165 parakeets"
I'd celebrate that
"According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to purchase science"
That you, Victor, very helpful
"sees another human being time to illegally torrent civilization"
You do you ig
"(shoveling handfuls of moss into my mouth) i purchase chaotic geese"
Robin? Is that you?
"slugs dont shitpost about the sewer"
Sounds like something a slug would say….>_>
oh my god i forgot i made this
"i dont feel love or affection for humankind. i only spy on taylor swift "
(What the…)