so i found this random post generator http://generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=8712
comment your findings below, here's one of mine:
"this post generator is alright i guess but if i could be doing anything right now i would rather enjoy knives"
"i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. i get along with others despite differing opinions about popular sitcom 'friends'"
y'ALL
"OPEN THIS PIT UP i shout as i prevent the chunky dunk hydrating lippie"
…What the flip does that even mean
"if I were john green l would prepare for the pit."
"god i love the sweet taste of POISON. i love to POISON myself and look like brumbpo tungus"
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"its impossible to admire the feelings of others"
O h
"if I were john green l would prepare for the pit."
that's so fucking ominous
";) i guess you could say i serenade furries"
Oh Hell No
"cries bc i be as beautiful as chicken nuggets"
"(sighing sadly) i dont fund you"
"whenever i try to get some relaxation around here those darn kids always come in my yard and buy perfume that smells like gender"
"i think its wrong to support the crystal gems"
"im trapped in a babies r us right now which is substantially worse than a toys r us. i havent seen daylight for months and i cannot escape. please rescue me from baby hell so i can once again pretend to care about gender"
"dear diary….today i am going to blog about heterosexuality?"
it is not wrong to avoid a decent person
ive made a lot of mistakes but at least i dont flirt with bruno mars
has anyone ever even tried to pray to girls
im just small and i experience berries
ok but consider: attack communism
evidence bruno mars is gay: he illegally torrent sonic the hedgehog
"dear diary….today i am going to kinkshame a spicy meatball"
"it is dangerous to reject the agenda of aliens"
"am i gay? well if it answers your question i support 20 eagles"
"can we have an anime about girls who thrash on the floor and yell about the end of days?"
"open rp: sonic the hedgehog is walking into the white house. he is looking for obama. it is time to endorse garnet"
"its hard to relax when all u wanna do is disobey america"
"(leading u on a secluded path thru the woods) yeah i guess you could say i engage in heated debate with me"
"im sweating. im glistening. im laying on the floor ready to buy perfume that smells like our benevolent lizard overlords"
"the DEATH MOON HELL RITUAL will begin after we illegally torrent game of thrones"
I'm having way too much fun with this.
"do you hear the people sing? singing the song of angry men? it is the music of me when i be as beautiful as grass"
… okay then Les Mis
"This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you draw happiness"
"dear diary….today i am going to only eat marx"
"i love to hate beard oil"
"i dont care about boys who receive taylor swift"
"i had a nightmare about this guy who wanted to befriend sonic the hedgehog"
"i dont have any friends because i worship leafs"
"do you think i shitpost about sweat"
"why would you prepare for anything with more than 4 legs"
"we… are the crystal gems! well always save the day! and if you think we cant… we will accuse me of betraying 5000 crickets"
"my favorite panic at the disco song is: be as beautiful as my beak?"
"what im trying to say is that i dont trust anyone who doesnt paint a picture of capitalism"
This is supposed to be a random post generator, not a drawing prompt generator…
Be right back, I must paint a picture of capitalism
"the gays dont accept my support but i literally bought a rainbow packpack. i also buy nipple"
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"the gays dont accept my support but i literally bought a rainbow packpack. i also buy nipple"
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strong closeted lesbian energy
"this post generator is alright i guess but if i could be doing anything right now i would rather smell like shrimp"
its self aware
"i broke all my limbs trying to fund marx"
"when people hit on me i try to shake them off by talking about how i illegally torrent bugs"
"you can flirt with crime elves"
excellent news
"i for one roll across the plains and spread the good word about popular sitcom 'friends'" i stan this
"all those rpg video games are the same. leveling up and fighting dragons. i want something different… a video game where u hide from werewolves" Did You Mean Harry Potter and the Prisoner Of Azkaban
"when i grow up i want to disobey stuff?"
"sighing wistfully it's time to meet the store hot topic"
"can we have an anime about girls who understand neurotypicals"
"sometimes i just roll in lotion and attack goats"
"GGGG GG OTtA GO TO THE SL UG RACe gOt TO GO FAST AT TH e s lug race… paint a picture of horses"
"(leading u on a secluded path thru the woods) yeah i guess you could say i live in a cave with transtrenders?"
"aaa!! i draw contouring"
"why would you kiss soap"
"dont be sad! youre a small leaf and its ok to want to pretend to like poison"
"(looking pensively at the sky) sometimes we forget to accuse me of hating the swamp"
"like this post if you accuse me of betraying me?"
"im hiding in plants now because i fear the world and dont want to prevent sin" ~Adam and Eve at some point, probably.
"(sighing sadly) i dont manipulate knives?"
"a bumper sticker that reads: honk if you serenade my vast cache of ketchup packets"
"when i wake up i immediately support the dark sludge pit"
"this is a warning: do not be bugs" (I WARNED YOU, SMALL SPIDER… MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
"elves are better than dwarves because they acquire kylie jenner?"
"i am trapped in the heinous slime den and i enjoy bitcoins"
"a little known fact is that the bush administration tried to worship sonic the hedgehog"
"Slugs don't support science?"
";) I guess you could say I fear werewolves"
"do you think i create blood"
i'm feeling like a vampire in this chilis tonight
"'Unleash the crabs' I bellow. Thousands of crabs scurry in and try to ban the crystal gems."