(A conversation that I had with a teacher that my friends constantly keep bringing up XD)
"Can I use the bathroom?"
"I dunno, can you?"
"Oh you're right, my bad. I haven't evolved quite yet. I still use photosynthesis and therefore do not defecate as you do. I'll just go sit outside for a few minutes to get my proper nutrients." then I left the classroom… and got in big trouble…
"YOU JUST WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND HE DIDN'T NOTICE!"
"PHOTOSYNTHESIS FLASH MOB"
"It was the LANDLORDS"
"guys I"M GAY"
licks the wall PIERRE!
"JERKWAD"
"Defiance and Skittles"
"GDIS"
"French Horns!" (reply) "ROAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I accidentally adopted five children"
"You have a harem"
(Me, a girl, to my boyfriend) "I'm not gay I just have three wives"
SQUARE HAHAHAHAHA SQUARE
"I'm confused…"
"We are always confused."
"This gum tastes like America!"
Followed By:
"I've got America in my butt pocket yo!"
"911! I inhaled a fish!"
"That IS a LOT of damage."
"Spoeluuuurd."
"Dinosuaaaaaaaaar…"
"Smush."
"We make this sacrifice to the great Durrito! We make this sacrifice of BLOOD!"
"Curely's Wife"
“Dining room is not responding.”
"wait no im gay…. im not used to being gay"
"WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO BE SO ADORABLE??!! THEY HAVE NO RIGHT!!!!"
"I'm a narcissist."
"tiMe To JuGgle KnIvEs"
"So you: Act gay, Juggle knives, and scare people?"
"I'm a huge music nerrrrddd"
"Nice talking with cha'"
so today in the bathroom we blasted "Stayin' Alive" and danced to it
anyway
Give me the goddamn orange beatrice
"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TAKE! ON! ME!"
(okay I need to include the context bc it's so fricking funny. My friends and I had to do a project on andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) Carnegie, and one of the options was a parody song. We did it to the tune of Take On Me by ah ha and it was about the miner's going on strike.)
"BACONANDGREENONIONFLAVOREDPOTATOCHIPFLAVOREDCATFISH"
"Beanbag"
"I'm going on strike"
"You can't go on strike against ranch"
"I'm going on strike Beatrice out of my way"
“Zac you can’t roast the enemy”