DarkRedRose
JIMMY DEAN!!!!
JIMMY DEAN!!!!
"You know, the one book, Dwuternomery."
"You mean… Deuteronomy?"
"….Shut up, I'm tired."
"I'm sorry, but you aren't allowed in the auditorium"
"Why?"
"No snaccs allowed"
"A Reindeer drinking a Fanta in front of the Soviet flag."
"KAREN!"
"Captain Obvious! And Sidekick Dum-Dum."
"There's only one thing worse than a rapist.
A child.
NO RENA!" (I keep bringing this up in my friends and we've kinda made it a thing. Obviously my real name is used)
"You panda"
"DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG LIKE A PLASTIC BAG LIKE A PLASTIC BAG"
"SACRIFICE CANADA"
"I'm not wearing pants, but I'm interested"
"Okay, Santa!"
"Mr. Mustache Man"
"Glitter boobs"
Jellyfish! Jellyfish!" clap clap
"I am, forever, the leadair" (ik it's spelled wrong but that's how it's pronounced)
"Earth crab"
"MY CHEESE CHILD"
pole dances at every stop sign
"What temperature to pie"
"Saucy beanie bean sauce"
"I sexually identify as a pet rock"
Monkey nut
bread emoji
in stupid voice HEAD BUR-REE-TOE
looks at Beats headphones
turns to store clerk
in stupid voice
ARE THESE ED-I-BLE?
"The legs on the bus go step step step"
"We all really need kelp sometimes"
"Glucose fwends?" "Glucloch fwendth" "Gluchlothcschschshhs"
Beep beep I'm a sheep
Boop boop I'm a shoop
Bark bark I'm a shark
Nyat Nyat I'm a cat
moo moo im a cockapoo
What do you call a James. A breadstick.
Meow meow I'm a cow
What’s a Roze without its Sophie.
What’s the meaning of Crystal’s depression? A Janight. I have no idea what I just created but I regret it.
wow your neck tendons really turn me on
sophie i will slap you with my breast petals
those hoes only gave me two fuckin burgers
i want to s m i t e you
throws fork at shep
do it? do it? dont stop?
jared padalecki? more like jared padalickme
you tricky, tricky bitch
angry voice "I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY, GARRETT"
"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
"Romeo needs to like…..chill….."
“WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR LIFE!”
Me: My depression and anxiety
"Scooty scoot scoot, three men in a suit, toot toot"
"Who took my food?!"
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