forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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(In an amazed/disbelieving voice) "The SKY is fake"
"I like cupcakes!"
"XYV"

"IF YOU ANIME POSE LIKE THAT IN THE PLAY!!!"

yOU wANT sOME bREAKFAST???

"-my lord"
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP"

“You’ve got a tomato on your nose.”
“No it’s a clown horn.”

"Joelle"
inhales
"It's just gonna make it worse if I keep trying to tell you that it's Joel, isn't it?"

"It's Wednesday my dudes!"
"It's Thursday."
"No, I mean, Wednesday."
"Ohhhh, I understand now."
(Context: There's a kid in my Improv class called Wednesday, everyone references that vine around them.)

"Follow the drinking gourd!"
"You mean the north star, right?"
"Yeah, basically."
(Context: History class, look up "Follow The Drinking Gourd" and you'll understand my meaning. Also, Harriet Tubman is a badass.)

"dEEpeR" legit only ONE PERSON in the entire world will understand that
"jeSSIcA noO"
"hEYYY bECKyyyyy"
"jIMMY, THOTATHANOS, get OVER hERE"

“Javier stop flirting with my mom!”
“quails. quaaaaails, quaaaaaaaaails.”

"BODDLE BODDLE!"

"I have dodged your puny insults!"

"Back away from my candy bag or I’ll give you my sour straw!"
"‘She hit me on the head!’ ‘That means she likes you, idiot!’”
“Marriage. The end of all hope.”

"FOR THE LAST TIME STOP CHANGING THE DISCORD TO THE GERMAN REICH!!!"

"DID YOU JUST PASTE IN THE COMMUNIST FLAG!?!?!?!"

"And now my elbow has a protuberance."

"Her sushi can go to hell."
"Yeah ok according to you i have a boyfriend. -__-"
"SeCREtLy GaY"
"I am now living in the closet, good bye."

"Hey guys, remember that time Mark skipped school and got slapped senseless by his mom?"

"Remember that time Bryce got the stuffing beat out of him by his little sister?"

"Bu-"

"Who's also eight years old?"

Ugly ugly take them home

(in hick accent) dOn'T wE loOK nIce disbelieving, disappointed look
Our trans, purple, gay dog.
We already knew she liked guys. Turns out, she likes guys so much she wanted to be one and still date them
smaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaash
M.A.D.A.G.A.S.C.A.R. to Madagascar
Men Are Dumb And Gay And Stupid… Coke And Rum (M.A.D.A.G.A.S.C.A.R.)
We're not talking about coca cola here y'all
mmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMm
The Superboat
Yeah, but, what if I connected Lagos to Madagascar??
Squanto
Saved y'all from death
I AM SINGLE HANDEDLY KEEPING THE ENTIRE FREAKING MIDDLE EAST ALIVE GET OUT

"Put. The fork. Down."

"Hurricane Florence"
"Sample of my pasta"
"FlAbBeRgAsTeD"

"GUILLOTINE!"
"I LIKE GUYS IN CROCS!"

"No Eric, it's pronounced 'A-barb-a-ca-dar-ba' get it right!"

points at board MY HUSBAND!

voice cracks "I'M ONE LONELY SCUBA DIVER"

hi i'm the seven hunderedth comment bye