forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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"I'm sidestepping.."
"IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS"
"Alberts' arm! He needs surgery! WHeres the home ec teacher?"

Let ME tell YOU about CHICKENS AND FUCK OF YOU COW hOLY SHIT IS A SHEEP BAAAAAAAA

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wouldn't you like to know……. and you do not want to know at all… insert sad laughing

"weak noodles"
"and then there's a semi with a house on it"
"have you ever seen a cop car?"

"weak noodles"
"and then there's a semi with a house on it"
"have you ever seen a cop car?"
"I didn't think it was that funny…"
"street!"

"Elijah! Micah! Put down the bread knives! They aren't for sword fighting!"
"Uhg, fine!"
Three minutes later
"OWCH DANG IT!"
"What happened!?!?"
"….I got cut…"
"WITH WHAT"
"……A plastic knife……"

"OLIVIA!!!!"
No reply
"OLIVIA"
No reply
"OLIVIAAAAA"
"WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT THAT IS SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO YELL THROUGH THE HOUSE!?"
"….ANALYSIS"
"OH MY FUC- WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?"

"omg i love your butter knives"

"WHERE THE FUCK IS PETER?!?!"

"THUMB BOI!!"
"Wanna get kilt?"

T: IV got to ask you something
L: vhat
O: FUCK OFF CHICKEN
T: SHUT THE HELL UP IM NOT TALKING TO YOU COWFUCKER
L: WHAT THE FUCK

“Oh no, my apple”

“Fuck my toe.”

"K-Dog"

"Hey, K-Dog, wanna fuck that apple?"

“Suck my little toe.”
“You know that’s two small for me.”
“Then suck my big toe.”
“YESSSS I WILL SUCK THE HELL OUT OF YOUR BIG TOE!”

“Wake up, Jeff”

Accidently breaks EVERYTHING.
“God damn it Hitler not again.”

"You were THIS close to STEPPING ON MY HEAD!!!!"

“Gotta know what makes them [Richard]”

"[hums a song]"
Gasps from across room Hums the rest of the song
clap clap clap clap
GASPS

Someone says anything about fire
RICH SET A FIRE AND HE BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE

"no, nO FIRE!"

"But pyromania is fun!"

"Hey, here comes that trainsgender guy."
"I LIKE TRAINS."

"Sir El Qué"

MaTILda in tHE ALlEyWAy

Someone says anything about fire
RICH SET A FIRE AND HE BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE

coming into a room (Person's name) MAKES AN E N T R A N C E