IM IGNORING THE FACT THAT I SKIPPED LIKE FIVE PAGES BUT IM HERE TO SAY IM SO EXCITED THAT MY FRIEND CRYSTAL CAME BACK !!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT SHE HAD DISAPPEARED AND I BIG HAPPY !!!!!!!
I'm dumb, but who's Crystal?
Unless it's a non-Notebook friend and I pried into your life.
Sorry.
Me: This story doesn't need anything else, it's done, I like it!
Brain: Make it gayer
Me: But…???
Brain: No buts, make it g a y e r
omg, when when in 7th grade writing my first fanfiction. ((was really into gravity falls then Still am actually…BILL-DIP FOR LIFFFEEEEEEEE))
YES
i would 100% date mabel
me is done with life. can i be a vampire now?…please?…
okay Bella
even if we're ignoring the fact that vampires aren't real, you'd still have to be on the earth so I really don't think that's what you're looking for
i could watch everyone else grow old and well, i actually don't like the twilight series as much as i did when i was 11
Twilight was all based on superstitions and movie stereotypes anyway. Some of it was alright, like the effects and whatnot, but eh.. Not as good as real vampires
I've had some strangely interesting dreams myself!
- I once had one where my friends and I were on the bus headed to school. The bus was highjacked, so we fought back….. The bus crashed. That scene was followed by a credits roll of the names of those that died…..
- Another one involved a magical school akin to Hogwarts that had been taken over by the 'sister' of someone that I had only just met.
I was known as Puck in the dream, the groundskeeper of the school. My sisters were witches. We fought to regain the school from the bad witch via blackmail; turns out she and her sister, though actually the rightful owners of the school, were also in a secret incestuous relationship.
- Another more recent one had me as my character, William.
She said it has to be an absolute chonker
Well my sister made it but I can try to add more stuffing
Emi I found you a career path
Emi I found you a career path
When my parents want me to get a good paying job but I have No Talents That'll Help Me Get One
emi isn't a swan
she's a honker
emi isn't a swan
she's a honker
Swans are jerks
Emi's not
So she's not a swan
Simple
Case closed
Emi I found you a career path
When my parents want me to get a good paying job but I have No Talents That'll Help Me Get One
Me too. They want me to go work at Kroger's during corona and I'm just like ,,,,,I wanna work at Barnes and Noble
idk I’m a fucking jerk lmao
emi isn't a swan
she's a honker
Swans are jerks
Emi's not
So she's not a swan
Simple
Case closed
Swans are kind..swans are gentle.. they’re not jerks
I would most definitely break someone’s arm and glide serenely. alright everyone, goodbye, I’m joining the swans
I would most definitely break someone’s arm and glide serenely. alright everyone, goodbye, I’m joining the swans
Do you take arm-breaking requests?
swans are pretty so you'll fit right in
swans are pretty so you'll fit right in
stop this, I don’t approve
Become the meme swan/goose thing
Violent birb
Maybe this'll be my new pfp
It's a goose. I think. Maybe a duck
^^ I call it "Michael Quackson"
Gotta break my personal rule of not complaining about cringy things but
IF EGG IS NOT ON THE FLECKING LYRIC WEBSITE I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE