Glitter is the answer to everything
"What's the meaning of life?"
"Glitter."
"What are we eating for dinner?"
"Glitter."
"Who was the 24th President of the USA?"
"Glitter."
i mean
they weren’t kidding when they said it gets everywhere
wouldn’t be surprised if there’s traces of sparkly on my dinner
I hate glitter because it gets everywhere and I generally just don't like it
Not my thing ig
It's such a pain in general and I don't find it at all attractive enough to be worth it
I also find it to be clunky and ugly anyways
Glitter gel pens are the only acceptable form of glitter
Some glitter isn't great, but some glitter is really pretty
Maybe you've just only experienced bad glitter
I hate glitter because it gets everywhere and I generally just don't like it
Not my thing ig
It's such a pain in general and I don't find it at all attractive enough to be worth it
I also find it to be clunky and ugly anyways
Glitter gel pens are the only acceptable form of glitter
another one lost from the negative effects of cheap trashy glitter…
don’t worry fren, I’ll show you the way to the true pretty flakies-
but glitter gel pens are still fire tho. not denying that for a second.
Glitter makes me feel gross and uncomfy
Do you know how bad glitter is for the environment??
Biodegradable glitter my dude
This is the holo glitter I’m hoping to get
stunning
I don't love glitter but I will admit that's very pretty
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
You remind me of my friend–
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
NO DON'T
Everything is edible, sometimes you just die when you eat it and that's on you
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
NO DON'T
Everything is edible, sometimes you just die when you eat it and that's on you
That's on you, child. That's on you.
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
NO DON'T
Everything is edible, sometimes you just die when you eat it and that's on you
That's on you, child. That's on you.
Nah man, that's on you. It's a coward move and I am not a coward.
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
NO DON'T
Everything is edible, sometimes you just die when you eat it and that's on you
That's on you, child. That's on you.
Nah man, that's on you. It's a coward move and I am not a coward.
That one Spotify playlist description saying eat the load of toilet paper you bought.
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
NO DON'T
Everything is edible, sometimes you just die when you eat it and that's on you
I believe that is actually the definition of not-edible
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
NO DON'T
Everything is edible, sometimes you just die when you eat it and that's on you
I believe that is actually the definition of not-edible
You're the definition of a coward >:3
so
i've gained some weight since last year, right?
This is actually a good thing, because last year I was underweight
Like, those chairs you have to press the lever on to lower?
Yeah, I couldn't lower those because I was too light.
It was no bueno.
And so while I'm happy I gained weight,
It went to my thighs and boobs.
I would say hips, but my hips are just heccin wide, not fat lmao
I put on shorts for the first time today
Last year, they were strangely loose and long
THEY'RE NOW TIGHT AND SHORT
W H A T
I LITERALLY COULDN'T FIT ANY OTHER PAIR OVER MY THIGHS
I ASK AGAIN
W H A T
I’ve inhaled glitter before
multiple times even
…on accident of course
I’ve inhaled glitter before
multiple times even
…on accident of course
I've snorted glitter
not on accident
it was on purpose.