Why are people getting married? Are we driven to desperation for any sort of human contact and relationship? Because, honestly, I called it.

No. Everyone started proposing to me yesterday and now Dom is trying to get more wives than me.

Pretty much, yeah. I might try to beat Pickles. We’ll see.

Ah, I suppose I'll ask someone to marry me then.
I've had wives, but we got divorced (Haha, I'm still sad from my breakup don't mind me)

Thank you. ^{_{Take that, Pickles. Soon my wives and I shall rule the land.}}

_{since we're already married anyway, we could make a truce and rule together while our wives do our bidding}

Ah, I suppose I'll ask someone to marry me then.
I've had wives, but we got divorced (Haha, I'm still sad from my breakup don't mind me)

Marry me!

Thank you. ^{_{Take that, Pickles. Soon my wives and I shall rule the land.}}

_{since we're already married anyway, we could make a truce and rule together while our wives do our bidding}

_{^{I shall consider it as soon Sam I amass more wives.}}

Dom I shall aid in your quest
I already gave pickles the tortilla so I’m proposing to you with a plastic bottle cap that had a hole poked in the middle for water gun purposes

Thank you. ^{_{Take that, Pickles. Soon my wives and I shall rule the land.}}

_{since we're already married anyway, we could make a truce and rule together while our wives do our bidding}

_{^{I shall consider it as soon Sam I amass more wives.}}

_{soon we'll be married to everyone on notebook! Mwahaha}

Ah, I suppose I'll ask someone to marry me then.
I've had wives, but we got divorced (Haha, I'm still sad from my breakup don't mind me)

Marry me!

Sure, I now knight thee a spouse

Ah, I suppose I'll ask someone to marry me then.
I've had wives, but we got divorced (Haha, I'm still sad from my breakup don't mind me)

Marry me!

Sure, I now knight thee a spouse

Yay! _{get rekt domk}

Dom I shall aid in your quest
I already gave pickles the tortilla so I’m proposing to you with a plastic bottle cap that had a hole poked in the middle for water gun purposes

Thanks!

Also. Wanna marry me, Miri?

we've been married!!! #NeverHalo clearly means NOTHING to you!

REED MARRY ME

Also. Wanna marry me, Miri?

we've been married!!! #NeverHalo clearly means NOTHING to you!

Divorce him babe

Also. Wanna marry me, Miri?

we've been married!!! #NeverHalo clearly means NOTHING to you!

Divorce him babe

Yeah, you're too good for him lmao

Also. Wanna marry me, Miri?

we've been married!!! #NeverHalo clearly means NOTHING to you!

SO SORRY, BABE! I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP!

if anything Dommy is too good for me

Also. Wanna marry me, Miri?

we've been married!!! #NeverHalo clearly means NOTHING to you!

SO SORRY, BABE! I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP!

M A R R I A G E

Also. Wanna marry me, Miri?

we've been married!!! #NeverHalo clearly means NOTHING to you!

Divorce him babe

Yeah, you're too good for him lmao

Please, babe! I love you!

Also. Wanna marry me, Miri?

we've been married!!! #NeverHalo clearly means NOTHING to you!

Divorce him babe

Yeah, you're too good for him lmao

Please, babe! I love you!

I LOVE YOU TOO DOMMY

all of you are too good for me

Also. Wanna marry me, Miri?

we've been married!!! #NeverHalo clearly means NOTHING to you!

Divorce him babe

Yeah, you're too good for him lmao

Please, babe! I love you!

You didn't even know you were married!

all of you are too good for me

ella
will you marry me

Also. Wanna marry me, Miri?

we've been married!!! #NeverHalo clearly means NOTHING to you!

Divorce him babe

Yeah, you're too good for him lmao

Please, babe! I love you!

I LOVE YOU TOO DOMMY

#NeverHalo stands strong!

REED MARRY ME

Sure, you're my bitch buddy.
I'm getting married for tax benefits.
And wedding cake, mostly wedding cake.