MY NAME IS MIRIAM
NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO SAY IT
PEOPLE THINK IT'S MADE UP
NOBODY CAN SPELL IT
AND IT MEANS 'BITTER ONE' AND 'REBEL' {which is quite accurate as I'm definitely the rebel of the family}No one knows how to say it???
mARY-AHM
MIRI-AHM
MAH-REEUHM
It's
Mee-ree-uhm.
lmao so I say your name wrong and you don’t correct me??
I haven't really heard you say my name
…. I've literally never heard a person pronounce Miriam wrong
…. I've literally never heard a person pronounce Miriam wrong
you'd be surprised.
There's also a girl in my grade who came to class stoned out of her mind once and started calling me Mary Ham.
It stuck.
For some reason no one can get my name right and so now I respond to Ella, Ellie, Elise, Emma, Ayla, and “uhh… You! Brown hair! Short! With the bright pink t-shirt! Yeah, you!”
For some reason no one can get my name right and so now I respond to Ella, Ellie, Elise, Emma, Ayla, and “uhh… You! Brown hair! Short! With the bright pink t-shirt! Yeah, you!”
Lmao. That reminds me of this girl I knew named Evelyn. She responds to Emile, Emily, Elizabeth, Emma, Ella, and "tiny one". It's pretty funny. She's almost never called by her name, so when someone actually says her name, she doesn't know that they're talking to her.
…. I've literally never heard a person pronounce Miriam wrong
Same. I get "eevee" a lot, which I'm not a fan of. And one teacher spelled my name Evy for a semester.
For some reason no one can get my name right and so now I respond to Ella, Ellie, Elise, Emma, Ayla, and “uhh… You! Brown hair! Short! With the bright pink t-shirt! Yeah, you!”
Lmao. That reminds me of this girl I knew named Evelyn. She responds to Emile, Emily, Elizabeth, Emma, Ella, and "tiny one". It's pretty funny. She's almost never called by her name, so when someone actually says her name, she doesn't know that they're talking to her.
I have a friend named Evelyn and even though no one calls me Evelyn, I always do a double take when someone addresses them lol.
…. I've literally never heard a person pronounce Miriam wrong
Same. I get "eevee" a lot, which I'm not a fan of. And one teacher spelled my name Evy for a semester.
Only two people to this date, have pronounced my name correctly after seeing it.
Almost everyone pronounces my name right on the first try, a few people have called me Mia. Then there's the spelling.
My name is spelled Maya. I've seen people spell it:
Mya
Mia
Maia
(and almost certainly more)
…. I've literally never heard a person pronounce Miriam wrong
Same. I get "eevee" a lot, which I'm not a fan of. And one teacher spelled my name Evy for a semester.
Only two people to this date, have pronounced my name correctly after seeing it.
NOW I HAVE TO KNOW YOUR NAME
Almost everyone pronounces my name right on the first try, a few people have called me Mia. Then there's the spelling.
My name is spelled Maya. I've seen people spell it:
Mya
Mia
Maia
(and almost certainly more)
So it's pronounced may-ah, right?
…. I've literally never heard a person pronounce Miriam wrong
Same. I get "eevee" a lot, which I'm not a fan of. And one teacher spelled my name Evy for a semester.
Only two people to this date, have pronounced my name correctly after seeing it.
NOW I HAVE TO KNOW YOUR NAME
^^^^ because the possibility of it actually being "Zach" have been virtually eliminated
…. I've literally never heard a person pronounce Miriam wrong
Same. I get "eevee" a lot, which I'm not a fan of. And one teacher spelled my name Evy for a semester.
Only two people to this date, have pronounced my name correctly after seeing it.
NOW I HAVE TO KNOW YOUR NAME
Or no?
Almost everyone pronounces my name right on the first try, a few people have called me Mia. Then there's the spelling.
My name is spelled Maya. I've seen people spell it:
Mya
Mia
Maia
(and almost certainly more)So it's pronounced may-ah, right?
Pretty close, it's more like mai-ah
…. I've literally never heard a person pronounce Miriam wrong
Same. I get "eevee" a lot, which I'm not a fan of. And one teacher spelled my name Evy for a semester.
Only two people to this date, have pronounced my name correctly after seeing it.
NOW I HAVE TO KNOW YOUR NAME
Or no?
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
…. I've literally never heard a person pronounce Miriam wrong
Same. I get "eevee" a lot, which I'm not a fan of. And one teacher spelled my name Evy for a semester.
Only two people to this date, have pronounced my name correctly after seeing it.
NOW I HAVE TO KNOW YOUR NAME
Or no?
But but but oshdfkbs you can't do this to us
Yes. I can do that and I will. I fucking hate my name anyway.
Okay but what if we love it.
Somehow everyone seems to spell my name wrong even though (I think) I have the most common spelling
It's Maddie
not Maddy
Not Madie
and most definitely not Madi (you'd be surprised how many people try to spell it this way?? Like, I've never seen this spelling ever and it pisses me off)
Okay but what if we love it.
That doesn't change that I hate it.
I know a Maddee.
And also multiple Maddys and Maddies.
Maddee disgusts me
and I want her to know it
I know a Maddie and a Mattie