forum Period Crap

Started October 08, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

I can't cook for SHIZZ
but I can bake like hell
B)

I…can fry eggs…very well….

I can boil water without burning it.

give me a recipe and I can make just about anything

with the exception of like meat and stuff, I sort of suck at cooking like that lol

I can boil water without burning it.

Impressive

hair flip
Ikr. I might as well be a godde- spills boiling hot water all over myself

…Wow
Well, I'm someone who should be kept away from fire when there are other people near…

When I strain pasta I always manage to drip some HOT WATER on myself

Amazing!
I get hot oil on myself so much when frying things I'm immune to it

I can eat a boiling hot noodle!

Once a knife glanced off my finger

One time I dropped a saw on my foot

…Impressive

very. It hurt tho

Yeah…

My grandmother dropped a 3D rectangle on my foot. Oof.

Oof
Really big oof

It was a rectangle of wax

Oof

guess who got a subscription to satan's waterfall this morning

Yay!

guess who got a subscription to satan's waterfall this morning

NIIICCCEEEE

yup
me

Yay!
Being female sucks doesn't it

Please help I have a presentation.