forum Period Crap

Started October 08, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

also cat is laying on my keyboard aaaaaaah

Oof that's rough buddy.
You should look up 'Simon's Cat' on YouTube, it's super funny and cute!!

ny chuild4 nooooo hes n my hannnnndd

Has he bitten you yet?? My cat bites me all the time!

also cat is laying on my keyboard aaaaaaah

Oof that's rough buddy.
You should look up 'Simon's Cat' on YouTube, it's super funny and cute!!

ny chuild4 nooooo hes n my hannnnndd

Has he bitten you yet?? My cat bites me all the time!

no hes a sweetie….. and he moved so yeeeee

also cat is laying on my keyboard aaaaaaah

Oof that's rough buddy.
You should look up 'Simon's Cat' on YouTube, it's super funny and cute!!

ny chuild4 nooooo hes n my hannnnndd

Has he bitten you yet?? My cat bites me all the time!

no hes a sweetie….. and he moved so yeeeee

My cat looks like a Cinnamon Roll but could and would Kill You.

Sounds like my evil 3 yo sister

my cat will kill you
but hes being nice rn

Oof I have an evil 11 yo sister

^^^^^^ saMEE

My sister looks like a cinnamon roll and then you turn your back AND EVERYTHING IN YOUR ROOM DISAPPEARED

i just dont even wanna start with the devil in my house…

ShE'S a WiTCh?!?!?!? WiTH DisAPpeaRinG MagiC?!?!?

i literally have Satan's love child with Baphomet

No
It just all goes….somewhere
Like that teeny little crack between the TV stand and the wall
Or the freezer

your bed was in the freezer? InTrUiinG

She just gets absolutely no punishment for anything even when she starts it, and I'll be the first to admit I'm a bad sister but she's a demon in human skin sometimes. I'd rather have my friend's sister instead, she's more like a sister to me than my sister and she loves and respects me.

Noooo
I meant like books and stationery and stuff

I have Baphomet and Lucifers Gay Mutant Love Child

…What

My sister is Baphomet and Lucifers Gay Mutant Love Child

Yes….And my sister will grow into something like that
What's scarier is that she is a literal copy of me

ooooOOOooOOOOf

I'm 99% sure that my sister is not straight but like my parents are pretty conservative so I don't want to risk sitting her down and asking her but like she has a hero-worshipping semi-crush on a friend of mine, spends all of her time with one of her female friends, and also was pretty much pining after a different female friend who was up north (to be fair I was too, but because she is my ChildTM and she's fun to be around). And she hasn't EVER been interested in a guy, even for elementary school crushes.

My mum is sort of fine with it. I hinted that I might not be straight to her. I'm not even gonna try approaching my dad

im just faking being asexual and aromantic so they dont find out about me and my bf

If you don't mind me asking, why do they hate your bf?

I don't think they'd mind the ace part as long as I didn't mention that it's not straight, but I'm starting to worry since a I've started to fall for a bi girl in a few of my classes….which means that we could end up being together idk how since I'm a sassy and bitchy potato and I'd have to hide it and I really don't want to have to hide how awesome she is.