forum Period Crap

Started October 08, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

Darren stop. Just go be a stalker.

Don’t ruin my puns. :)

go away

I can’t feel sarcasm in her harsh words.

As the creator of this forum, I say leave

Hi I’m sorry. What did I do?

You made us uncomfortable with your relationship go away

What relationship?

This is a place for people with periods to complain and bitch.

Hmph
Why are you even here do you menstruate

Yes. It’s called manstruating.

Do your insides squeeze themselves out painfully five days out of every month

Lol my girlfriend. I was joking… but whatever.

Hmph
Why are you even here do you menstruate

Yes. It’s called manstruating.

Do your insides squeeze themselves out painfully five days out of every month

No honey and I feel bad that you do.

whats wrong? …whatr

Anywho I had a question that didn't get answered. Is it normal to keep having cramps after your period?

Yeah. It’s muscle contractions and tightness. It’s also common to feel literally drained.

Also did you know that tampons were made to plug bullet wounds during one of the World Wars (can't remember which) and then nurses found their more….modern use…

yeah lolll

I mean…..I'm both curious and terrified of how…..

probably just like 'welp it's a hole and it's bleeding it's worth a shot'

Yeah. It’s muscle contractions and tightness. It’s also common to feel literally drained.

Having your period is basically like having a really long anxiety attack and then the feeling of physical exhaustion afterwards because of all the effort it took to overcome that constant stress and panic. anD THE EMOTIONS!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT!!!!!!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT CONTROL MYSELF AND WHAT I SAY THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE WEEK!!!!!!!! I WILL CRY OVER NOTHING AND GET MAD OVER EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

Honestly though, a friend of mine gave a kid in my class a tampon when he got a bad nosebleed and she told him to shove it up his nose. He didn't though.

Crying is because of an increase in estrogen. Testosterone keeps emotions in check hence guys don’t cry’ as much.

It would have worked.

Yeah but he's really stupid so he didn't.

Honestly though, a friend of mine gave a kid in my class a tampon when he got a bad nosebleed and she told him to shove it up his nose. He didn't though.

I’ve done it. It works great.

Okay but guys find tampons even more disgusting than pads for some reason…
One of my friends actually keeps pads and tampons in his locker just for me because his locker is right next to the bathrooms and I can just get what I need and leave. He never questions when I come up, open his locker, take a pad/tampon out, and leave without a word. He used to keep tylenol in there for me too but he got in trouble for it so he doesn't anymore and I feel bad about getting him in trouble…

trololol nurses need to replace bandages with tampons in the battlefield and whatnot
I bet that would bring along a lot of respect for women