forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Valid though.

"This is manipulation at its finest but okay"

Lol younger me.

"He looks like Donald Trump but… less."

"He looks like Donald Trump but… less."

Why do I understand this?

"Jeezus, those things sound like a mix between a dog barking and someone putting their lungs through a Vitamix!"

"Pfft, 'allergic to penises'. Just call it a nut allergy."

• @Cocoa-Nut

i do not like the implications of my username after reading that

:)

I didn't read her username and thought it was Crocs that said it-

“An ace sex worker is a hug worker.”

“Asexual relationships are like math books, you’ll cry into them, hold them, sleep with them, but never actually do them”

hA I like that one. I failed math like twice.

(i just got back from a sleepover so i have a few)

"did you sleep with a clown?"

"drowning isn't very hard"

"GIVE ME THE LADDER!!!"

"senpai, stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets"

"you're just the homosexual supporting cast"

“An ace sex worker is a hug worker.”

I'm down. Nutella, you want to start a business?

“An ace sex worker is a hug worker.”

I'm down. Nutella, you want to start a business?

ooh i wanna join!

i love this idea
i'm in

“An ace sex worker is a hug worker.”

I'm down. Nutella, you want to start a business?

Instead of showing up to do the yiffy wiffy, hug workers show up to talk to you, give you a shoulder to cry on, hugs, and chocolate. Sometimes they'll do fun stuff like take you grocery shopping at night, or on a walk downtown
Wholesome fren stuff

i'm even more in
i've found my dream career

Cool. I'll try to make deep talks about how they matter and have a place in the universe.

So basically a rentable therapist who gives you candy and friendship
I'm down, not gonna lie-

https://snugglebuddies.com/pricing/
They already exist lol

I'm not sure about snuggling. That's more than too much for someone I don't know.

I found my dream career path

So basically a rentable therapist who gives you candy and friendship
I'm down, not gonna lie-

But like. Without a licence. So best friend type of therapist.

I’ve made many jokes about this before because it’s great