forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"No? It's about coal, woman!"

"To clean myself, I use Dave"

My cat's name is Dave and I was just petting him

I will vore your infant

I will vore your infant

Wtf….

Okay so basically, I do art streams, and one of the jokes was "If you touch Nathaniel, I will swallow your firstborn whole" because that's kinda where my brain is at
And that ended up being "I will vore your infant" which is clearly much better

Alright, that makes more sense

Lmao

“I don’t want to hit you! I want to play cards!”

“wibbly wobbly we are one, this banana i’m holding is now a gun”

“You’re late.”
“Oh I’m sorry Frodo, the clapping of my asscheeks killed the first set of horses”

-0-

“FUCK THE SUITCASE “

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU ON MY BANANAS?!"

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

Okay well first of all this isn't sanitary at all

“Maybe the boooo~ noise is a ghost mating call?”

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

Okay well first of all this isn't sanitary at all

well to be fair neither is the alternative

"I wonder if I can turn my ruler into a d*ck"

Okay well first of all this isn't sanitary at all

well to be fair neither is the alternative

Okay I'm not a guy but I'm pretty sure they don't stick their dicks in the same places rulers go

yeah and rulers don't urinate

guys youre thinking about this way too much..

guys youre thinking about this way too much..

We're just pointing out why it's not logical

yeah and rulers don't urinate

That's fair

guys youre thinking about this way too much..

We're just pointing out why it's not logical

Trust me I know it's not, but my friend has a bendy ruler so she made it into that shape XD

"pronhub gnag"