forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"The sky's very pansexual tonight."

this has the same energy as "the weather is gay today" (which is kind of an inside joke in my friend group because the german words for "gay" and "humid" are very close)

"I hop on my motorcycle, rev up a huge cloud of smoke, and when it clears I am dead on the floor"

(…I love you, but what the fuck kinda conversation was this??)

“I’m a professional hentai protagonist, and the sexiest you’ll ever meet!”

Spoiler - click to show.

"Zeus is the god of hospitality because he always wants to be inside of you."

Spoiler - click to show.

"Zeus is the god of hospitality because he always wants to be inside of you."

Spoiler - click to show.

when I say I screamed- _{insert bad joke about how they screamed too here}.

This is why I love you.

Spoiler - click to show.

"Zeus is the god of hospitality because he always wants to be inside of you."

Spoiler - click to show.

when I say I screamed- _{insert bad joke about how they screamed too here}.

This is why I love you.

;)

Spoiler - click to show.

"Zeus is the god of hospitality because he always wants to be inside of you."

“I’m a professional hentai protagonist, and the sexiest you’ll ever meet!”

I don't know which is funnier

Spoiler - click to show.

"Zeus is the god of hospitality because he always wants to be inside of you."

“I’m a professional hentai protagonist, and the sexiest you’ll ever meet!”

I don't know which is funnier

Plot twist: they're in reference to the same person lmao

"Pardon me, senpai, I did a toot!"
Law and Order sound effect

this is a nice game of "make Ella cave and click the spoiler" and I'm not even being sarcastic

Ella no it's not worth it-

was it even that bad or am I just that desensitized your (wonderful, please keep it coming) shit?

I'm desensitized to a lot at this point so idk

eh have you seen some of my additions to this place? that's not too bad

“His face was eaten,” Popil said.

“I would suspect the ravens. Those woods are rife with them. They were at the dog’s dish whenever he turned his back.”

eh have you seen some of my additions to this place? that's not too bad

After remembering some of your additions……true lmao

I’m desensitized to a lot too…

"I mean, all's fair in science and fiction."

Am I wrong though? No.

"Yoshi's a little too big for her."

"Pick it up by the arm or something."

"These are the pancakes you deserve."

"From that angle you look like a lemur"

"These are the pancakes you deserve."

I'm going to have to start using this on the daily. It needs no context. It is perfect.
_{also ??? what in the world is that Yoshi one about}

"These are the pancakes you deserve."

I'm going to have to start using this on the daily. It needs no context. It is perfect.
_{also ??? what in the world is that Yoshi one about}

_{I have a Yoshi stuffed animal in a bin and my cat likes to take it out and play with it in the hall even though it's half her size and too big for her to get her mouth around}

"These are the pancakes you deserve."

I'm going to have to start using this on the daily. It needs no context. It is perfect.
_{also ??? what in the world is that Yoshi one about}

_{I have a Yoshi stuffed animal in a bin and my cat likes to take it out and play with it in the hall even though it's half her size and too big for her to get her mouth around}

_{oh my goodness that's adorable, reminds me of when my grandma's dog was a puppy and she used to drag around an old teddy bear that was bigger than her}