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@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler"
@HighPockets group
"bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler"
I understood that reference!
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler"
I love that one
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"Bad and naughty children are put in the pear wiggler to atone for their crimes."
@Yamatsu
"On this part of my forearm, I look like a 60-year-old man. On THIS part of my arm, 'The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!'"
@HighPockets group
Accidentally gets hit in the balls
"Ah! The royal jewels!"
He was playing the king so it wasn't as weird
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
This brings back one of the like three memories of going to a youth group.
@HighPockets group
It was from Shakespeare camp
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
This weirdly makes this okay and make sense.
@SupernaturalSyGuyIsTIred group
Spoiler - click to show.
@Pickles group
about sexual attraction, or rather, the lack of "Eh, it's one less thing to distract me. I prefer to spend hours being distracted by thinking about the softness of blankets instead of…that."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"Those reverse zoophiles are a bunch of fucking animals"
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
about sexual attraction, or rather, the lack of "Eh, it's one less thing to distract me. I prefer to spend hours being distracted by thinking about the softness of blankets instead of…that."
I wish that was me.
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"Those reverse zoophiles are a bunch of fucking animals"
Freakin genius.
@Knight-Shives group
“Red dye number 40 is really good for children because it’s been linked to hyperactivity. And what are kids not doing if they’re hyper active? Drugs.”
@HighPockets group
"It's my massive fucking cock…atiel."
@HighPockets group
@The-Magician group
“You forgot your black man.”
@Knight-Shives group
“Whoa that person’s white!”
@Pickles group
"'Live mummification looks amazing in green and black' WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!"
"Okay yeah I'm a little intrigued but I'm also a little concerned about where you're going with the Russian government thing."
@Pickles group
"Sometimes you just gotta call yourself an oaf to get the point across"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"I might be a total idiot sometimes."
"But?"
"But what?"
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"If you or someone you know has ever asked another person to "hangout", I hereby diagnose you with Gay"
@RedTheLoveless
"Are you saying humans are domestic apes?"
"Are we not?"
"Bigfoot is just a man who made a choice"