forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"If you or someone you know has ever asked another person to "hangout", I hereby diagnose you with Gay"

This has a "if Emma wasn't a baby" kind of feel

"Big titty Satan makes all kinds of juices flow."

In the morning when I can think straight, I'm pulling all my favorites for everyone else to enjoy

You better.

"She fucks an alien and dies of a space std"

"She fucks an alien and dies of a space std"

That's what you get

This, kids, is why you save the shabang until marriage!

But daaaad, what if the alien is really hoooooooooot?

What if the girl is really hoooooot? She can't help her obsession with looks, the opposite sex, and beer

y u c k

But daaaad, what if the alien is really hoooooooooot?

Then my dear youngling, you become the master of not being Zeus and keep it in your goshdarn pants.

"STDs? You can leave those at home."

What if the girl is really hoooooot? She can't help her obsession with looks, the opposite sex, and beer

I love you.

But daaaad, what if the alien is really hoooooooooot?

Then my dear youngling, you become the master of not being Zeus and keep it in your goshdarn pants.

Zeus is the master of his domain, if you catch my Seinfeld reference drift

y u c k

"you just don't understand… I'm not emo, mom, I'm gOTH-THICC"

"you just don't understand… I'm not emo, mom, I'm gOTH-THICC"

stupid prepz dont understand us goffs

"Everybody knows that you need a sword to make any sort of meaningful progress in life. 'How do you handle your problems?' Oh, I handle my problems with a sword."

"Everybody knows that you need a sword to make any sort of meaningful progress in life. 'How do you handle your problems?' Oh, I handle my problems with a sword."

Can confirm, a sword is Essential

"shoving an apple up your ass doesn't make you gay, it just makes you weird."

“If you’re going to wear black or a hoodie 24/7 you commit to it! Even in the summer and 90+ degree weather you will wear that hoodie”

"It's okay, sweetie, thunder can't hurt you. Now lightning, on the other hand-"

My phone has seen more money than my bank account

“So it’s a shark, right? Riding like… a sloth.”

“A spider sloth.”

“Yeah, like a daddy long leg.”

“But octopus?”

“He has a general’s hat. Like a captain general’s hat.”

“So it’s a Captain Octadaddy-long-sloth?”

-laughing- “oCtaDaDdY-lOnG—”

“Octadaddy-long-sloth. Tyler this isn’t a joke.”

"Some kid at school called marinara sauce 'marijuana sauce'."
"I don't think that's even a thing."
"Pesto."