"My mind is saying "DRAW" but my mind is also saying "WATCH JEFF BLIM BE INSANE ALL NIGHT, THERE'S A COMPILATION SOMEWHERE SO FIND IT" and I'm just very conflicted because I can't do both"
"Yeah. No more fuckin' raisins." will always be one of the heights of comedy for me
so I was watching twisted and I paused it and
I'm still only like halfway through, but my brain was like "draw jasmine and put 'i want everything and more' behind her" so I'm listening to it
"Baptists. Like. To. Eat." -my pastor
"IT'S THE REPUBLICANS! THEY'RE THE PROBLEM!!"
“I am now 100% convinced that you would have a threesome with Vincent Van Gogh and his brother.”
"Baptists. Like. To. Eat." -my pastor
for some reason this reminded me of "straight people like Broadway too" (from the prom)
“I am now 100% convinced that you would have a threesome with Vincent Van Gogh and his brother.”
as the starry trash I am
UHHH–
(Who/what is starry?)
(starry night)
(Oh the painting! Makes sense)
(I think she means the musical.)
(yeah I'm talking about the musical)
(I mean.. that works too I guess? I don’t know the musical all that well)
"if you a mobster, you CAN NOT eat lobster"
What the FUCK are da New Yorkas supposed to do then? Just fuggetaboutit?
"look little shoe fetish" -my grandma to my sister
“I’m pretty sure you’re the only one who wants to see Leonardo Da Vinci and Comte de Saint-Germain hook up.”
“Tell me they wouldn’t—“
“I FORBID IT!”
“………..What about Shakespeare and—“
“nO!!”
"Baptists. Like. To. Eat." -my pastor
for some reason this reminded me of "straight people like Broadway too" (from the prom)
They really do.
"Baptists. Like. To. Eat." -my pastor
for some reason this reminded me of "straight people like Broadway too" (from the prom)
They really do.
We know, you're straight and your obsession with Ben Platt is strictly platonic and fan-to-man
Fan-to-man
“At this point you should remember that anything that you want to get rid of you shove in the basement.”
"Seltzer's the ultimate dieting tool! You get more gas with less mass!"
"Katniss has big eat the rich energy, change my mind."
"we all know the phrase, 'men are from Mars, you murdered your wife'"
"we all know the phrase, 'men are from Mars, you murdered your wife'"
Did you mean: boomers