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it was in reference to what ella said. she deleted it.
it was in reference to what ella said. she deleted it.
“Yeah but think of all the money you would save if you just taped your baby to your ass!”
inhale
"Why are all the hot ones fictional?!"
“Yeah but think of all the money you would save if you just taped your baby to your ass!”
"I make money babysitting :)"
"It's nerdy and it tastes good."
"How quickly do you burn?"
"Not quick enough"
“Don’t tell me you’re trying to date Vincent Van Gogh?”
“I might go for Napoleon.. William Shakespeare is a snack though”
“Isaac Newton do be looking kinda cute?”
(Lee I'm trying not to laugh at that in front of my family and it's not going well)
"You didn't say what you wanted help with! I thought you meant drowning!"
"Eat the sun, as my family says. Fix corona."
"Wait you are [ace]? Sweet, I won that bet."
“She’s got gamer hands”
( @Ash-has-an-arachnid-aversion Don’t worry, it was gone midnight for me when I typed that and I’m pretty sure I woke my family with all the cackling)
"No one, not even the postal service, can stop you."
"I'm not dumb, I'm 8."
"Suck it!"
"Jasmine's boobs are very perky. It's impressive."
"I'm pretty good, might even say I'm a master baiter"
"…Wait-"
And I oop-
"WAT DEEP THE AAG"
"My mind is saying "DRAW" but my mind is also saying "WATCH JEFF BLIM BE INSANE ALL NIGHT, THERE'S A COMPILATION SOMEWHERE SO FIND IT" and I'm just very conflicted because I can't do both"
"I need to see your feet for a harmless reason but I can't google that without sounding creepy af"
"sometimes your elbow just whispers into your ear
'release me'
'extend me and let me be free'
and you listen"
"Eh, it kinda looks like a puma to me."
"My mind is saying "DRAW" but my mind is also saying "WATCH JEFF BLIM BE INSANE ALL NIGHT, THERE'S A COMPILATION SOMEWHERE SO FIND IT" and I'm just very conflicted because I can't do both"
yes
"My mind is saying "DRAW" but my mind is also saying "WATCH JEFF BLIM BE INSANE ALL NIGHT, THERE'S A COMPILATION SOMEWHERE SO FIND IT" and I'm just very conflicted because I can't do both"
yes
I now have my phone so I can do both
"My mind is saying "DRAW" but my mind is also saying "WATCH JEFF BLIM BE INSANE ALL NIGHT, THERE'S A COMPILATION SOMEWHERE SO FIND IT" and I'm just very conflicted because I can't do both"
yes
I now have my phone so I can do both
good
"My mind is saying "DRAW" but my mind is also saying "WATCH JEFF BLIM BE INSANE ALL NIGHT, THERE'S A COMPILATION SOMEWHERE SO FIND IT" and I'm just very conflicted because I can't do both"
"Yeah. No more fuckin' raisins." will always be one of the heights of comedy for me
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