@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"Just make sure you can get your hands on some firm bananas"
"Just make sure you can get your hands on some firm bananas"
“AAAAHHHH STOOOOOP”
I love how ex FBI and CIA agents all write books about how to not get ded but they don't really have any practice writing and the things don't exactly connect and they use the same words over again and it's just a bunch of examples. Mm yes, personality. Well written cronch. Delicious. Tasty. Love it
It's just a bunch of "bE aWaRe Of YoUr SuRrOuNdInGs" and "I'm going to show you" and awkward transitions. Now I'm wondering if this is just a nonfiction thing or what
"Who decided to call it 'hiring a hitman' and not 'ordering takeout'?"
"I'd work at home usually, but I could head down to Huston. If they ever have a problem"
"He fell on his elbow and hurt his foot so now he needs to rest his back."
(I love ordering takeout)
" I wanna get clapped too!"
Update(this one happened a few minutes ago): "I've decided not to hate you, it's a waste of energy."
Calm thine tittles
"Who decided to call it 'hiring a hitman' and not 'ordering takeout'?"
I wish it was me
Calm thine tittles
This upsets me. Thine is not used in this manner.
"It doesn't taste good, it's not going to taste good. It's not supposed to taste good."
"What if you put bread in a juicer?"
"If I take the cover off this, I can cut you in half with it."
"All in favor of throwing Maya out the window, say 'aye'."
(these are all the same person)
"How many times have you mortally wounded each other?"
"Because you used WikiHow for your first date!"
HAHA! SUCK IT, GREENLAND!
"She teleported through the ceiling."
"He's smiling… or is he baring his fangs?"
"HE HAS A LEFT EYE!!"
"He's watching all the misery he's caused."
"I can't find her! I can't find the lunch lady!"
"They're using SQUARES?"
"My hat's name is Tony."
"It's like walking, but your shoes are weapons and the ground is deadly."
"How do you say… 'I feel like three medieval torture devices are being used simultaneously in my mouth?'"
“hate it when I get stabbed in a clothing store”
“You’re laughing. The zombie apocalypse is happening, and you’re laughing.”
"the pope is a homewrecker"
"No ASS allowed."
"No ASS allowed."
this by any chance from Geometry? writing proofs?
"No ASS allowed."
this by any chance from Geometry? writing proofs?
Lmaooo it is!
"No ASS allowed."
this by any chance from Geometry? writing proofs?
LE GASP
WAIT UNTIL PRECALC. ITS A WHOLE THING
"No ASS allowed."
this by any chance from Geometry? writing proofs?
LE GASP
WAIT UNTIL PRECALC. ITS A WHOLE THING
not taking it next year, i'm taking personal financing XDXD
"No ASS allowed."
this by any chance from Geometry? writing proofs?
LE GASP
WAIT UNTIL PRECALC. ITS A WHOLE THINGnot taking it next year, i'm taking personal financing XDXD
That counts as a math at your school???
(only sas is allowed)
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