@HighPockets group
The easy solution is to char your beef even more than Anakin Skywalker, to the point where it's near-unrecognizable as meat and looks like a flaky flat hockey puck. Problem solved!
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@The-N-U-T-Cracker
or just skip the meat and eat straight lye
@Pickles group
No it's still red meat
@HighPockets group
or just skip the meat and eat straight lye
Pffft, you still eat lye? I eat rocks straight from the ground.
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"Oh, Valentine's day. The worst day of the year. Because affection is overrated. But then again, candy."
@Pickles group
"Oh, Valentine's day. The worst day of the year. Because affection is overrated. But then again, candy."
You have to get the candy the day after because it's cheap
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"Oh, Valentine's day. The worst day of the year. Because affection is overrated. But then again, candy."
You have to get the candy the day after because it's cheap
Or the day after Halloween. On Halloween, you have a bigger selection of candy that isn't chocolate, so I'm all for it. (I like chocolate, just too much makes me sick to my stomach even tho Zoro's least favorite food is chocolate, according to Oda)
@Knight-Shives group
"Math equations are polyamorous, If you are against polyamorous people you're against math"
@Pickles group
(the day after Halloween, most of the candy is gone, plus it's not October.)
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
(fair but i still don't like Valentine's day that much)
@Pickles group
(yeah I never said it isn't awful. I just said there's cheap candy the day after)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
The easy solution is to char your beef even more than Anakin Skywalker, to the point where it's near-unrecognizable as meat and looks like a flaky flat hockey puck. Problem solved!
That one time I made burgers.
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
"Well, just remember: You can't spell PTSD without the D"
@HighPockets group
"STD&D."
@saor_illust school
"Well, okay. Let's just go eat Drew then."
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Lunch ladies: play ice ice baby
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@Knight-Shives group
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@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Just drink the Gay² soda
@Anemone eco
-After moments of silence-
"I know how to make your mom die."
@Mojack group
“Who invited the white turkey?”
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
(this was in writing but it's too funny not to put here)
"What's your favorite temperature?"
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@HighPockets group
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@Mojack group
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@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid group
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